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An example of the need for a proper labeling system [completed]
Character(s): Vyers, Genie, potentially others?
Content: Vyers travels to Urd's place to get himself de-love potioned
Setting: Urd's house
Time: Late Afternoon, Week 32
Warnings: Wackiness! :D
While he had known that something needed to be done about his current condition before, the events of the past few hours had cemented Vyers' need to cure himself of this love potion as soon as possible. He only wished that it hadn't taken any reputation he had to be smashed to pieces in a public arena and a short oblivion of humiliation and guilt in order for him to find out. How would he be able to prove to him that he was not that sort of person? He loved his wife with all his heart. He just was a bit... addled (he supposed that was the best description for one under the influence of a love potion) at the moment.
Vyers frowned at the door to Urd's home, half-wondering if this was right and hoping no one would be around to see him and get the wrong idea (he had TOLD Gwen he was going to do this). His hand hovered over the doorknob. He knew he had to do this, but there was something deep down that told him something was going to go terribly wrong here.
He really didn't listen to that something enough.
With a hard swallow to settle his conviction, Vyers opened the door, stepped into the entry, and called to see if anyone was in the house. He wasn't entirely sure where Urd's room was, and was fairly certain it would be a good idea to inform others as to what he was here for, lest anyone else consider him some sort of pervert.
Content: Vyers travels to Urd's place to get himself de-love potioned
Setting: Urd's house
Time: Late Afternoon, Week 32
Warnings: Wackiness! :D
While he had known that something needed to be done about his current condition before, the events of the past few hours had cemented Vyers' need to cure himself of this love potion as soon as possible. He only wished that it hadn't taken any reputation he had to be smashed to pieces in a public arena and a short oblivion of humiliation and guilt in order for him to find out. How would he be able to prove to him that he was not that sort of person? He loved his wife with all his heart. He just was a bit... addled (he supposed that was the best description for one under the influence of a love potion) at the moment.
Vyers frowned at the door to Urd's home, half-wondering if this was right and hoping no one would be around to see him and get the wrong idea (he had TOLD Gwen he was going to do this). His hand hovered over the doorknob. He knew he had to do this, but there was something deep down that told him something was going to go terribly wrong here.
He really didn't listen to that something enough.
With a hard swallow to settle his conviction, Vyers opened the door, stepped into the entry, and called to see if anyone was in the house. He wasn't entirely sure where Urd's room was, and was fairly certain it would be a good idea to inform others as to what he was here for, lest anyone else consider him some sort of pervert.
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Genie wore a blanket draped over his head and around his body, which made him appeared as though he were donning some sort of cloak. Granted it was a very odd, quilt like, cloak but one none the less. He looked as though he had not slept in days, large, dark circles seen under his eyes. But the most striking of all were hundreds of bright red bumps which decorated his blue body. That, and the strange smell of orange pekoe which seemed to follow him.
“Urd said you’d be coming for a remedy.” He explained and pulled the blanket tighter around him. His voice sounded as tired as he looked. “Her room is just upstairs. I’ll show you the way. Oh! And wipe your shoes off at the door.” Genie scolded. “I just cleaned. Let me know if there is anything I can get for you.” He presented a tray of homemade cookies before Vyers with his free hand. “A cookie? Crumpet, perhaps? Spot of tea? Coffee? Americano and Turkish!” The tray magically filled with each item he listed off.
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But as Vyers took a closer look at Genie, he frowned. The djinn neither looked nor sounded well at all despite the warm welcome, and Vyers found himself spending more time trying to figure out what sort of illness had befallen Genie rather than focusing on the snacks and drinks offered to him. After all, what could possibly cause a genie to get so sick? "Are you... all right?" he asked cautiously. Hopefully whatever disease this was was not communicable. He hated to think what something that could infect a genie would do to a demon.
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“It seems Urd’s wine hit us both pretty hard.” Genie said with another chuckle, hoping to add humour to the situation again rather than Vyers’ pity. “Powerful stuff. Who’d of thought we were both such lightweights, huh?” He playfully nudged Vyers at the comment. It was a minor tease that hopefully the demon would not take offence to.
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"So... the love potion did this?" He doubted it was the wine, unless in the case of it being a combination of the wine and the potion. Vyers stopped. "You have already used whatever it is that cures it, have you not? Or did it just have this effect?"
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Genie chuckled at the demons worry that Urd’s ‘cure’ would cause him to look the way he did. “Nope! I’m afraid I have to stick to more traditional and barbaric remedies. I’ve never fully understood some of them myself, but if they work, I can’t complain. Like I said, Genie’s are different. I mean, we’re allergic to guava! Do you have any idea how awkward it is when you get those in fruit basket or find it in your drink?” He sighed dramatically and tossed the tray he had been holding to the side, its content, as well as the tray itself, vanished in a cloud of blue smoke before it had the chance to meet the floor. “To skip the biology lesson, Urd’s potion won’t have the same effect on me because of my molecular makeup. Love potions and all that jazz has just never mixed well with genies since the start. Why do you think we can’t make anybody fall in love, because we’re like Doctor Phil? No. We’re far trendier when it comes to facial hair.”
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…If he was able to find the remedy, that was. Though he had listened to the name of the potion Urd had told him he needed to take multiple times, he still wasn’t entirely sure how that would appear on any sort of label. Frankly, he wasn’t even sure what kind of language it was supposed to be, much less how it would be spelled. Perhaps Genie would know.
“If I may ask… How familiar are you with Miss Urd’s potions? Do you know where they are? Or any of their names?”
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Genie adjusted the blanket around him again and slowly began to make his way up the stairs. He motioned for Vyers to follow. “It’s up this way. Do you know the name of the one you need or any of its primary ingredients?”
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He paused. "You... would not happen to know how that is spelled?"
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“But to answer your question, no, I don’t. Certainly not in a language you would understand. Although… I believe there is a polygon with three corners or vertices and three sides or edges which are line segments in the equation. That’s about as close as I can get to a first ‘letter’.” Slowly, Genie began to open the door to Urd’s bedroom – only to close it before the demon had a chance to peer into the room. He stood there for a moment with his hand on the door handle in hesitation. “… I can’t remember the last time I mopped the floors.” Of course he would worry about the state of the room before Vyers’ ‘condition’.
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"Three corners or vertices..." Vyers echoed, brows creased in confusion. A... triangle? Or did he mean the letter Delta? Did Urd label her potions in Ancient Greek? That would certainly make things difficult. He wasn't very familiar with that. Vyers' worry showed on his face only briefly before it was hidden again.
"...Eh? No, no, it is quite all right. The sooner I am cured, the sooner you will be able to mop."
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Feeling a slight pang of jealousy, he opened the door and invited Vyers inside the room. “All her potions are in a large shelf.” He said cheerily. “You can’t miss it.” And you really couldn’t. Both the abundance of jars that sat on the shelf and the size of the shelf itself made it abundantly obvious where Vyers was to head. A work desk containing a small Bunsen burner among other lab equipment was stationed beside it.
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The demon took a few steps into the room, hesitated, swallowed hard, and steeled himself. Now was not the time to get cold feet. He had come here for a reason, and the only way he was going to start on the road to fixing his poor, ruined reputation was to finish what he had started. Nevermind the fact that the wrong choice could lead to disasters unknown and could only end in more humiliation, everything could only go up from—
No, no, those sorts of thoughts were not what he needed right now. Perhaps it would just be better to focus on the task at hand.
Vyers took a breath and finally approached the shelves of potions. Seconds ticked past as the demon stared at the labels.
And stared.
And continued to stare.
“These…” he began, his voice barely above a whisper and shaking slightly. “THESE ARE NOT LETTERS!” Vyers clutched his head dramatically and let out a loud cry to the heavens. These were pictures! How did one even begin to pronounce pictures?! And he was supposed to figure out what the cure was from this?!
Vyers sucked in a trembling breath through his teeth to calm himself and took another look at the labels. He just… had to look for a triangle. From there he should be fine. And he had seen a few heart shapes on a few of the labels. Perhaps the label he was looking for would have something similar? Or a broken heart, though he was a little more hesitant to choose that one than the heart itself. There. That one had both. Now all he had to do was try and take a drink.
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Ten minutes later a very panicked, very pink Vyers, approximately a foot tall and fluttering about with brightly-colored butterfly wings, dashed from bottle to bottle, leaving sparkles in his wake and desperately looking for something to turn him back to his beautiful self. So far there were at least five partially empty bottles sitting out of their place on the shelves.
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He supposed he could have been of more assistance to Vyers but watching him had proven far too amusing. It couldn’t hurt to watch him experiment with another potion or three.
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The demon's frantic fluttering slowed to a stop. He landed on one of the shelves and almost painfully slowly turned to face the genie on the bed. "Why are you just sitting there?!" he shouted, arms practically flailing about as he emphasized his words.
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It must have been the odour of the popcorn that had drawn the demons attention back to him. Curse his decision to add extra butter. He knew it would lead to his undoing someday. Maybe not quite like this but it didn’t matter. The genie sighed before popping another piece into his mouth. Ah, well, he forgave it. Its delicious flavour made it hard to argue against it. Who could really hate something so good? … Wait, why had he been mad at popcorn again? Genie looked up to find Vyers waiting for him on one of the shelves. Oh, right! Yes, Vyers. He had forgotten about him.
“Should I stand up instead?” Genie asked, proving to be far more difficult than anything else. However, he had not been trying to give Vyers a difficult time. “It wouldn’t be as comfortable but if it makes you feel better…”
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((argh, short like Vyers is now))
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The genie rubbed his chin and silently mused to himself how to go about the situation. The safest way to reverse the effects of the potions would likely be through another one. He wasn’t exactly sure what Vyers had taken himself but he was sure he could find something in his aunt’s recipe book that would be of use. Aunt B had a solution to everything except how to remove tomato sauce stains from clothing.
“Alright, Sugar Blossom,” Sugar Blossom being the fairy name Genie had decided to give Vyers. “You’ve made it clear you won’t leave this room, so I’ll get all ingredients we’ll need but I’ll need you to do something for me in return.”
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The frown on Vyers' face was so pronounced as to be almost comical. "What do you need me to do?" he asked, every word practically having to be pried from his throat.
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He tapped the book, as though to draw the demons attention back to it before he continued. “Now, your symptoms don’t include a headache, nausea, third eye, two tongues or feathers of any sort, do they?” he asked, adjusting the reading glasses that had replaced his sun glasses. “Any rashes, scales or gills? Additional body parts of any sort I should know of – wings aside?”
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He listened to the long list of symptoms given by the genie, his confusion mounting as he wondered what exactly Urd did with all these potions in the first place to cause such effects, but still in good spirits. The promise of this entire mess finally being solved was one he was going to cling to. "I do not believe so..." He didn't feel that much else was different. And he hadn't had that many potions, had he?
He glanced back to the five opened bottles. That... didn't SEEM like too much.
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“This should only take a few minutes or so. I’m no potions master but I believe I’ll have this done fairly quickly. If I were to go downstairs and brew this, would be alright up here?” Whether or not Vyers could keep out of trouble was Genie’s true question. With so many potions around, something was bound to occur, curiosity always getting the best of people. He could only hope the demons current state was warning enough not to touch anything else.
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He'd learned his lesson. Vyers was not about to look at the shelf of potions, much less drink another. It wasn't as though they had helped his situation any.
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He worked over the stove efficiently, summoning all he required with a simple snap of his fingers. But with every ingredient he produced through magic, the more drained he began to feel. What had started as a seemingly quick process stretched out as he began to slow in speed. Genie did not allow his depleting energy bother him, however. He continued to hum to himself while he stirred the large pot which sat on the stove and allowed his eyes to wander around the kitchen. The best way to disguise the taste of the potion was to mix it with another food. Genie had originally intended to inject the potion inside an apple but the more he looked at the one he had placed aside, the more he began to doubt the idea. It felt far too evil queen, minus the sinisterly ugly part. Apples had a reputation for being poisonous since Snow White had last eaten one. Oranges were troublesome to open. Grapes would require one to eat plenty before the potion took effect and a banana… Well, a banana was... perfect so long as Vyers did not slip over the peel. He could manage that, right?
“All finished.” A raspy sounding Genie said from the doorway though, regardless of his words, appeared empty handed. His natural blue glow had seemingly burnt out, the energy he had once shown gone. “Just eat this,” he instructed and held out a bright yellow banana. “One bite and you’ll be back to normal.” Hopefully, anyway.
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The demon was still wrapped up in this internal debate when Genie returned, and so it took him several moments to realize what sort of state Genie was in. When Vyers did, however, he got to his feet and stared up at him in concern. "Are you certain you're all right?" Vyers asked, occasionally glancing toward the banana with a measure of disgust. Of all the choices available, did it really have to be that awful fruit? It would take forever for that awful taste to leave his mouth!
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“Don’t tell me you don’t like bananas.” He said, rather disappointed by the idea. “I mean, who doesn’t? What did bananas ever do to you? Didn’t anyone ever tell you I ain’t no hollaback girl?” Genie looked at the banana in his hand for a moment and shook his head. “Wait, no. That’s not it. This,” he held the fruit up triumphantly, then offered it back down to Vyers. “this is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”
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With a final cringe, Vyers took a bite out of the banana, making faces as he resisted the urge to spit out the bite the entire time. The effect was almost immediate, the world suddenly changing back to its usual proportions as the demon grew back to his normal size. With a pop the wings disappeared, and as the sparkles faded from the air, so too did the pink start to fade from Vyers’ body. He took a moment to examine himself, dashing over to the mirror and spinning around slowly a few times in order to inspect himself, making sure that every thing was in its proper place and the proper color. With a final spin and the inspection passed, Vyers let out a triumphant laugh, turning back toward Genie in much higher spirits.
“It seems I am back to my beautiful self. Thank you, sir, for your aid,” he said, grinning.
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He watched Vyers with mild amusement, still boggled over the idea that anyone could dislike bananas. What was it about them? If anything, he’d have thought the demon would have hated pears. Or, was that a certain Doctor? Hm, now he really wasn’t sure. Either way, Vyers did summon the strength to swallow the fruit down and ultimately return to his previous state. Genie titled his head to the side, watching the demon as he twirled on the spot. He hadn’t mixed up the recipe somehow, had he? Was this behaviour normal for Sugar Blossom? Genie tilted his head the opposite way. Well, if not, he was sure he’d hear of it.
“Sorry about the mishap.” He replied to the now cheery demon. “Both the wine and…” other potions he had sampled. “Urd meant well. I don’t think she ever thought it would get so… out of hand.”
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And it was a fairly simple settlement for the pain and suffering he went through. Vyers was fairly sure Genie would be able to convince the goddess to do this deed for him, but if he wasn't, the demon was more than willing to plead his case himself.
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“Normally, I’d love to entertain but, if it’s alright by you, I’d like to rest.” He didn’t necessarily want to kick Vyers out but he did want to return to his bath. Hopefully, the demon did not feel insulted. Though, part of him suspected he wanted to leave as soon as possible.
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"No, no, it is quite all right," Vyers replied with a wave of his hand. "I should return before I begin to be missed." He thought he had mentioned that he was going out, but whether or not he actually had... Well, it was better to do such thins in secret anyway. There was no need for anyone to know of what had transpired here.
"I shall return in the next few days with my end of the deal." Vyers grinned and turned on his heel with a short wave as he headed toward the door.
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apologies for the shortness.
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