Two Cats Fighting Over a Yarn Ball [Active]

[gumdroppizza]

Character(s): Eden, Emizel, and in later comes Urd
Content: While Eden curiously checks out the New Hope she's heard about, she meets Emi there. However, Urd shows up, and there were much shenanigans.
Setting: The New Hope
Time: Afternoon-ish
Warnings: Urd and Eden are in this, together, in the same room. Might wanna hide in the bunkers.


Eden was taking a walk along the streets of Paixao, arms folded behind her back as she looked around with a smile on her face. She simply ignored the stares of passersby, it’s not easy being green, but she gets by. Eden hummed to herself till she spotted something across the street of the Cheap Prayer. Curious, she made her way over to come into the store.

Then there they were, every girl’s favorite past time, clothes shopping! Eden gave a little glee as she clapped her hands together. Oooo, so much to choose from! She immediately made her way to browse through the clothes. Looking at different dresses and hats. Eden took her time to come over to the mirror and shift through each dress. Sticking her tongue out to look. “Ooooo, this sundress looks nice, I wonder if they have it in pink-OOO but look at this shirt! Oh it’s so nice!” Eden chatted to herself as she went through each of dresses she had in her arms.

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[trademark_skull]

Couple minutes later another had came through the door, though a little less enthusiastic. He wasn't here for clothes, although it didn't seem like Urd was in at the moment either. Kind of a shame though, he wanted to at least get a few more spells down before he headed on out. Ideally the plan was to try to leave the city sometime his evening.

Maybe she'll be back if he just waited a little longer. There was really not much harm in that at least. Maybe just look around a bit in the meantime, who knows.

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Eden spotted the kid, called out to him, “Oh hello there boy, could you come here for a minute? I’m trying to pick out between this blouse and dress and-” She stopped in mid-sentence when she recognized his face. She made a little gasp and floated right on over to him.

“Heeeeey! Hey! I know you! I met you on the message boards, you’re that kid who seems to be easily embarrassed!” Eden said without any hesitation whatsoever she patted her lip in observation, “Never caught your name, did I?”

[trademark_skull]

"--Huh? You again?" Well, this was a bit of a surprise. Although, he may have backed off some once Eden got closer. "You're the one that doesn't know what privacy is!" See? I can jump to obvious conclusions too.

"N.. no, I doubt you ever did.." and with how things are right now it's possible it might take awhile until he might consider mentioning it. Emizel was really on the defensive side right now.

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Eden gives a chuckle, “Don’t be silly, I know what limits should be limited, and which ones shouldn’t be limited. And besides you shouldn’t be so nervous!” She let her legs come down to the ground, “I won’t bite.” Honestly this kid is most jittery than a hamster that found a coffee bean. Believe me too, you don’t wanna be that hamster.

Bending over, Eden smiled, “You don’t have to tell me your name if you don’t want to dear. I honestly just thought you knew a thing or two about color tastes in clothes or not.” Boy this is like trying to be friendly to a wild stray cat, isn’t it? Does she need a yarnball or a cookie to get his attention?

[trademark_skull]

"I don't think it's biting I'm worried about." Though thanks for unintentionally planting that image in his head now, it's like women purposely tried to make themselves terrifying.

"That's really all you wanted to ask?" he could at least still try to give the benefit of the doubt that Eden won't try to anything humiliating or cutesy to him, how true it was though might be another question.

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Oh honestly, this boy was just being silly. Eden tilted her head slightly and gave a little chuckle, “Oh well then what are you worried about dear?”

Giving an honest nod, “Of course, you seem like someone who’s got good taste.” Eden turned around as she curled her hair with a free hand, “And besides, if no one is here to give me advice, how will I know if the decision I make will be a bad one? Last thing I want is to choose the wrong dress for the occasion~”

[trademark_skull]

"..." Nope, not gonna answer that.

"Dresses are so lame though, there's no way I could help you with that." Or really Emizel just didn't want to. Seriously had it possibly be something else he might reconsider just a little... When did he have to be a fashion expert anyway?

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“Well, no problem!” Eden turned around and carelessly tossed the dresses on top of the boy, she whipped out a pair of overalls. “Now I know what you’re thinking, old fashioned, but don’t these look cute? Ooo!” and there goes the overalls, right on top of the dresses, “These short-shorts? No-Wait-This shirt! OOO! OOO! I love this jacket! So fuzzy-No, hmmm I like this hoodie that’s a nice hoodie!”

Eden continued to carelessly tossed the clothes behind her shoulder at him, till she finally turned around, “Oh bother it all, maybe I should just stick with shoes.”

[trademark_skull]

Emizel caught the first two dresses purely out of common decency (an odd trait to think would be found on a demon, but even some of them had standards too. Besides they weren't even paid for.). But before he had a chance to set them down somewhere safe he immediately had another outfit tossed over him, and then another, and another. 'til all that stood there was a pile of clothes. Possibly trying to say something, but not quite audible enough underneath the fabrics.

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“What do you think sweethear-…Sweetheart?” Eden turned around to find the pile of clothes on top of the poor boy. She blinked and came over, lifting a couple of the clothes giving a goofy little smile, “Oh well! There you are!”

Giving a giggle, Eden curiously tilted her head, “What are you doing hiding underneath all these clothes, silly?”

[trademark_skull]

Ah freedom. Sweet, sweet freedom.

"I wasn't hiding, you buried me!" ... and no, it wasn't funny. Shush.

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“Had I? Oh I’m so sorry!” Eden poofed away the clothes as she immediately came to his aid, suddenly dressed as a nurse. Started feeling his head, checking his heart beat, the works. “You’re not hurt are you? Is your head all right? How many fingers do you see? Do you want paper or plastic?”

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"What the hell is going on back there!?" The beaded curtain in the back of the shop was flung wide, revealing Urd in a battle stance. "I'm trying to brew something, you...!"

Staring at Eden and Emizel, the goddess froze for a moment. Slowly she straightened her spine and cast a cool glance at Eden that was only slightly ruined by the immediately telling flush of anger on her face. "What are you two doing here?" She walked towards them, eyebrow raised.

[trademark_skull]

What the--where did all this come from? For that matter why was it needed.

"I'm not hurt--!" Emizel stopped and stared at the beaded entryway. Urd looked infuriated. This was.... quite more terrifying than usual since it seemed like he was getting blamed on for nothing. This was all the crazy woman's fault, not his!

"I-I was only hoping to get some more lessons," he slowly backed himself away from Eden. "She was the one doing everything else..!"

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Eden froze when she saw Urd come out from the curtain. Funny, she always thought it was the Professor Marvel who was supposed to be behind the curtain. Well no matter, she’ll find the way back to Kansas some other day. Eden poofed back to her regular clothes she lifted her eyebrow at the boy. Well gee, thanks kid. Wanna blame something else while you’re ahead? Like maybe the kittens who lost their mittens or for the sun for rising? No really, you’re on a great head start already, why stop now?

Folding her arms at Urd, she rolled her eyes, “I was shopping you know, for clothes? Those things you’re supposed to wear? I thought your shop had some nice dresses and things, or am I not allowed in here too?”

[world_of_elegance]

Wordlessly, and still glaring at Eden all the while, Urd pulled Emizel into a protective hug that he never asked for. "Shop all you want, but keep your hands off my student!" Considering the goddess clearly wasn't even thinking of the demon's wants or opinions at the time, Urd's touching words rang a little false. "Besides, you can just summon up whatever clothes you want. Why else were you wearing that frumpy nurse outfit?"

[trademark_skull]

The sudden embrace caused the flame to flare for a second while Emizel dared not to move. It was definitely too close for comfort, but at the same time, probably the lesser thing to be worried about. After all, it was keeping the genie away from him.

And.. hey, yeah, what was the point in buying new clothes if she could just make them?

[gumdroppizza]

Watching Urd grabbed the boy like he was plush toy. She made a slight pout, geeze lady, is “sharing” not in your dictionary or something. Eden folded her arms, lifting her own eyebrow at the display before her. Then, the next word, made Eden twitch, “F-FRUMPY?!”

Eden stomped her way over to Urd, glaring almost ridiculously cartoony as pointed at her opponent, “You callin’ my outfit frumpy?! Well your outfit looks like something the birds dragged home! Miss Raggedy Agh!”

[world_of_elegance]

"Tch!" Urd snapped her fingers with a pout, exploding in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, she was posing provocatively in a scandalously tight, short white nurse's outfit, complete with lace stockings, high heels and a tiny cap. "This is the right kind of nurse's outfit!"

[trademark_skull]

--Ah! Where had that outfit come from?

Emizel backed off from Urd as soon as the... scantly clothing had appeared. Eventually having to turn his gaze away from her since the view was a little too much to stare at. Traumatizing and embarrassing all at the same time.

Perhaps he should get out of the room while he still could. He's heard horror stories on what happens when women get into fights like this and how no one (or anything) is safe. Maybe he could come back later if the shop was still standing.

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Eden took a step back as well. Eyes widen at the sight, a blush decorating her cheeks, BECAUSE HELLLOOOOOO NURSE URD! Practically flustered Eden flailed as she waved her hands to Urd’s face to her body/dress/she’s not even sure if one should call it a dress.

“Y-YOU! TH-THAT’S-NOT! WOULD YOU STOP THAT! I-I-IT’S NOT FAIR-IT’S NOT FAIR AT ALL! B-BECAUSE Y-YOU GOT-!” Eden waved her hands about, as she pointed at the hello nurse outfit, then back at Emizel, “YOU’RE SCARING THE KID!”

[world_of_elegance]

"...oh. Heh. Oops." Another explosion of smoke and Urd was back into the still revealing dress she was wearing before. Sighing, she brushed her hair off her shoulders and gave the kid a frown. "So you said you were here for lessons?" Glancing at Eden, she smirked. "Good to see you know where the real immortal wisdom in this city is, kid."

[trademark_skull]

Wasn't able to sneak off in time, crap.

"Y.. yeah. I-I was, but..." Emizel hadn't moved much, but he was slowly inching himself closer to the front door. "B-but I see that now maybe isn't a good time soiwilljustcomebacklater"

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Eden made a face of most unamusement, a lineface if you will. She drifted behind Urd tilting to the side as she felt a twitch or two. “Real immortal wisdom?” Eden asked in a monotone, knowing Urd meant offense in the statement.

“HMPH!” Eden then folded her invisible sleeves and made her way over to Emizel with ease, “Nooooonsense, you don’t have to leave, you can still learn some lessons. But honestly kid, if you want to learn all the good old tricks, you should have come to me.” Jabbing her thumb toward Urd with a smirk, “Not Diamonds-Are-Girls-Best-Friend here~.”

[world_of_elegance]

"That doesn't even make sense," Urd snapped, her face comically annoyed. Stalking over to the two, she came to stand on the other side of Emizel...where the door was. But then she smirked, folding her arms under her chest.

"Though I guess if you wanna learn the really old tricks, you could go to her. Eden here is older than dirt."

[trademark_skull]

He.. he was surrounded? Oh sweet mother of prinny they had him surrounded.

"I-I... well.... I suppose it's not really... o-old tricks that I was looking for..."

There had to be some way out of this before it only got worse.

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“Urd-Sweetcakes, we all know you’re quite the fancy poodle,” Eden waved her dismissively at Urd, “Sparkly, show-off, annoying, those traits~!” She made a little laugh of pride. At first not noticing the old comment Urd made, because she’s with holding up so much pride she can build a giant rock with it.

Giving a nod, “That’s right you can learn all the old as dirt tricks from…” TWITCH, Eden turned around making an exaggeratedly annoyed face at Urd, “HEY! MIND YER MANNERS YA DARN GODDESS!”

[world_of_elegance]

"Hey, I'm not saying anything that isn't true," Urd replied, holding up both hands and shrugging. Smirking confidently, she leaned to the side, propping herself up by placing one arm on top of Emizel's head. "You should have pride! You've lived so long, after all. You almost can't see all the wrinkles."

Laughing lightly, she patted Emizel's head. "Of course, your stale magic can't compete with mine, but you get points for trying!"

[trademark_skull]

Emizel made a sound under the patting, something a mixed between annoyance and fear.

"I-I think maybe I should find someone else to learn from," yes, this seemed like a much better idea. Suddenly he's ducking under Urd hand, and darting for the door again.

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Practically wanting to summon a long table to flip, Thor style, Eden made a squeak and flail at the mention of wrinkles. “I DO NOT-Y-YOU’RE THE ONE WITH WHITE HAIR!” as Eden mentioned this while pointing at Urd, a string of grey hair popped out of Eden’s own hair, giving out a comical boing as it bounced out. She looked up at it making such a face, and flailed to push it back down in her dark hair. Then pouting up at Urd, she kept her hands on her hair.

“Why YOU-!” Eden whined as she brought her fists up, “My magic is not stale! It’s shines likes an imperial rainbow in the night!!” Suddenly in a poof, Eden was on top of what looked like a robot unicorn, with a rainbow mane, “You cannot even dare compete with how extraordinary and gorgeous my magic is compared to yours! Mine is indeed…”

There, Eden prepares for her dramatic close up, “EPIC.”

[world_of_elegance]

Urd laughed, flipping her hair off her shoulders as she watched Eden's struggle with her own betraying hair. But at the poof of smoke, the goddess backed up in alarm, waving her hand to clear the smoke in front of her.

...a unicorn. Her face truly the picture of lineface, she crossed her arms and sighed. This woman was ridiculous, but then, Urd started to suspect that was the case for ALL djinns of their world.

Suddenly she paused, glancing around the shop. "...wait a minute. Where'd the kid go?"

[trademark_skull]

Yes, where did the kid go. Actually it would appear he did make it outside amidst all the distraction. Closing the door behind him and leaning against it as though to make sure it would stay shut. After it seemed like the coast was clear, he get go of it and continued walking with a sigh.

This.. this was fine. He could always just.. try again later when they're done bickering hopefully. It shouldn't take that long, right?


.... Maybe looking for another mentor really was a better idea. There had to be someone else here good with magic that wasn't female.

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Already Eden, drifted off in her own world. As she started to pose on her valiant steed, singing in the magically placed spotlight on her, sparkles going with it. “ALLLLWAYS~ I wanna be with you, and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oh-Wha?”

Now noticing the kid did up and disappear on them, Eden blinked, and looked around. “Wha-Wha-Where did the little dude go?”

Eden rubbed her chin, as she posed again on the Robot Unicorn, “Perhaps he went home to do his homework…”