http://instanto-kohi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] instanto-kohi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2006-06-21 02:05 pm

The Art of Reverse Psychology [AIM RP log/completed]

Characters: Tamaki Suoh, Hitachiin Hikaru & Hitachiin Kaoru
Content: The twins and Tamaki come to an agreement~
Setting: Over the journals~
Time: Early afternoon, Monday2
Warnings: Um, no warnings really. Nothing too severe, just random bouts of twin love, general perverted-ness, pointlessness, and of course, the harassing of the Host Club King >D



Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: If it isn't my lord.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Uhhh...
BlondEgoist: HAVE YOU TWO RIPPED OPEN SPACE AND TIME AGAIN!?
Instanto Kohi: We woke up outside on the grass.
Instanto Kohi: How unsightly.
BlondEgoist: Hahaha. Lame.
BlondEgoist: I didn't wake up on grass.
BlondEgoist: ...not today, at least.
Instanto Kohi: We bet you woke up in a pond.
BlondEgoist: LIES!
BlondEgoist: VICIOUS SLANDER!
Instanto Kohi: >P
BlondEgoist: Fine. I wont tell you where I woke up, then~
Instanto Kohi: Like we want to know~
BlondEgoist: DDD:
BlondEgoist: But... you do!
Instanto Kohi: No we do not; we already know!
BlondEgoist: ...you do?
BlondEgoist: DD:
Instanto Kohi: Yes.
Instanto Kohi: We said already. You woke up in a pond. :D
Instanto Kohi: So. You probably smell like fish and pond water :D
BlondEgoist: I cannot smell like such common things.
BlondEgoist: Only roses.
BlondEgoist: And lilacs.
BlondEgoist: And... other good smelling things.
Instanto Kohi: ...So you admit to using perfume?
BlondEgoist: It's natural.
BlondEgoist: It seeps out of my noble pores in place of sweat.
Instanto Kohi: *snorts*
BlondEgoist: *pose*
Instanto Kohi: What was that bottle you left on the table last week then?
Instanto Kohi: The glass one.
Instanto Kohi: With the pink liquid in it.
BlondEgoist: That was your bottle of fallacious tears.
BlondEgoist: u__u Eyedrops.
BlondEgoist: I scoff at your methods
Instanto Kohi: ... PINK eyedrops?
Instanto Kohi: You are quite the liar m'lord.
BlondEgoist: ...don't ask me...
BlondEgoist: LIES!
BlondEgoist: Only a man like myself can be so true.
Instanto Kohi: If you say so, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: I do.
Instanto Kohi: I think Haruhi would say otherwise.
Instanto Kohi: That she will.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: DONT BRING MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER INTO THIS!
Instanto Kohi: ...Oh, perhaps it was her that you woke up with?
Instanto Kohi: In the pond together? Oh my.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: ...
Instanto Kohi: Why would you pick a place like that m'lord?
BlondEgoist: *choke*
Instanto Kohi: It is so terribly unsanitary.
BlondEgoist: Like your room?
BlondEgoist: *lame comebacks*
BlondEgoist: *loses*
BlondEgoist: *sulk*
Instanto Kohi: NEVER
Instanto Kohi: OUR ROOM
Instanto Kohi: IS SPOTLESS
Instanto Kohi: ...shh~ Hikaru, don't give him ideas. He'll want to take Haruhi in our room next!
Instanto Kohi: *gasps* No!
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: NEVER
Instanto Kohi: DO NOT DENY IT, M'LORD. YOU WERE THINKING OF IT.
BlondEgoist: WHY WOULD I WANT TO BRING HERE INTO A SICKLY PLACE LIKE THAT!?
BlondEgoist: SHED CATCH DISEASES!!
Instanto Kohi: ....She'd catch diseases in a pond, too.
Instanto Kohi: Tsk tsk.
BlondEgoist: NO ONE WOKE UP IN A POND!
BlondEgoist: T_______T
Instanto Kohi: Denial is bad for you~
Instanto Kohi: ...M'lord, I hate to ask. But did you remember to use protection?
Instanto Kohi: *looks at Kaoru* He's playing the innocent again.
BlondEgoist: >.>
Instanto Kohi: Either that or he really didn't use any. *glances back*~
BlondEgoist: Whut?
Instanto Kohi: Oh, come off it, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: If you didn't use any, you didn't use any~
Instanto Kohi: You really should have consulted us first.
BlondEgoist: Use any what!? I don't need protection! I've never had any bodyguards. u__u
Instanto Kohi: You might be both a father and a grandfather soon, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: LIES!
Instanto Kohi: Oh my. What a scandal it'll be.
BlondEgoist: HOW DARE YOU CALL HARUHI ANYTHIGN BUT INNOCENT!!
Instanto Kohi: Capslock, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: That, and I fear for that shift key on your journal.
BlondEgoist: CAPSLOCK IS HERE FOR SUCH A SERIOUS INSTANCE!!
BlondEgoist: DDDDDD<
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: I don't think the message is being accurately conveyed. You might have to yell at us in person.
Instanto Kohi: Even then I still don't think it will be any more accurate than it is now, hmm?
Instanto Kohi: That aside, where on earth are you?
BlondEgoist: T___T
BlondEgoist: There are buildings
BlondEgoist: And...
BlondEgoist: LONELINESS
BlondEgoist: T_______T
Instanto Kohi: ...You are so helpful, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Yes, what a lovely description.
Instanto Kohi: We're sure to find you now.
Instanto Kohi: >_>
Instanto Kohi: Based on those two adjectives alone~!
Instanto Kohi: Funny, I thought he'd be with Haruhi.
BlondEgoist: *doesnt realize the mockery*
BlondEgoist: She might be working
BlondEgoist: Or finding work
BlondEgoist: Because she doesnt want to be a host anymore
BlondEgoist: T__T
Instanto Kohi: *gasp* Well what about the debt?
BlondEgoist: That's what I said
BlondEgoist: But then she got scary...
Instanto Kohi: ..Hn
BlondEgoist: *shudder*
Instanto Kohi: It really must have been bad, then.
BlondEgoist: It?
BlondEgoist: What it?
Instanto Kohi: :D!
Instanto Kohi: *laughs* Kaoru!
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Tell meee
BlondEgoist: *whine*
Instanto Kohi: n_n I couldn't possibly.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Fine. Just try and live easy lives without being hosts.
Instanto Kohi: I don't recall Haruhi saying that she wanted an easy life .-. Do you, Kaoru?~
BlondEgoist: I meant you two.
BlondEgoist: THEY EAT GARBAGE HERE!!
BlondEgoist: DO YOU WANT THAT!?
BlondEgoist: DO YOU!?
Instanto Kohi: Capslock, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....If everyone eats garbage here, then I guess we'll have to change that.
Instanto Kohi: .....And I wouldn't worry about us, m'lord. Perhaps you should be thinking about yourself. And your loneliness.
Instanto Kohi: And maybe how you can get your dearest Haruhi back~
BlondEgoist: I am thinking about myself... and my lonliness...
Instanto Kohi: ~
BlondEgoist: I'm making a new Host Club
Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: ...Do go on.
BlondEgoist: Yes. It's in a pretty place, very scenic. Gardens and architecture and such. I just left the spot moments ago.
Instanto Kohi: And you think you can run it all by yourself?
BlondEgoist: ...Well I was going to look for more people...
Instanto Kohi: Look no further!
Instanto Kohi: ...I'm sure you'll find no one better!
Instanto Kohi: ...Everyone around here is so dull~
BlondEgoist: True.
Instanto Kohi: Unlike us.
Instanto Kohi: *sparkles*
BlondEgoist: They're... very common.
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: *shines*
BlondEgoist: *SHINES BETTER*
Instanto Kohi: Of course, m'lord, commoners should be common, yes?
BlondEgoist: So true.
BlondEgoist: u__u
Instanto Kohi: Psst, it's alright, Kaoru. Light bulbs shine. ARTIFICIAL LIGHT. >\ We are stars because we glitter and sparkle. <3
Instanto Kohi: <333 Hikaru~ You're making me blush~!
Instanto Kohi: Oh Kaoru~! <3
Instanto Kohi: So~ M'lord, it would be helpful if we had your exact, location so we could more easily come to your aid.
BlondEgoist: hdsadkjjnkwIknowtheresamaponheresomewhere
BlondEgoist: G...4...
Instanto Kohi: D:
Instanto Kohi: That's 10 miles!
Instanto Kohi: What are we going to do, walk? *horrified*
BlondEgoist: Then ride in a commoner's wagon.
BlondEgoist: They must have them
BlondEgoist: For farming and such
BlondEgoist: You see fugitives escape in them all the time on TV
Instanto Kohi: Too much TV for you, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: T__T
BlondEgoist: I miss my stories
Instanto Kohi: *indignantly* And we are not fugitives at all! D:
Instanto Kohi: Really, m'lord you're starting to think like a commoner e_e.
Instanto Kohi: How did you get to where you are?
BlondEgoist: Of course not
BlondEgoist: I... walked...
BlondEgoist: And hitched rides...
Instanto Kohi: *horrified gasp*
BlondEgoist: OH GOD.
BlondEgoist: HIKARU
Instanto Kohi: ........M'm...LORD!
BlondEgoist: KAORU
BlondEgoist: HELP ME
BlondEgoist: T________T
BlondEgoist: *SOBS IN A CORNER*
Instanto Kohi: ....Are we doomed to end up like commoners, Hikaru? *wibbles*
Instanto Kohi: If there is a corner surely you must be in a building somewhere, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: NO WE ARE NOT. I would rather die than let that happen to you, Kaoru.
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: D:
Instanto Kohi: Hi...karu~ I don't know what I'd do without you. *sniffs*
Instanto Kohi: *clings*
Instanto Kohi: *hugs protectively* Kaoru~!
BlondEgoist: T________T
BlondEgoist: IM SO ALONE!
Instanto Kohi: Well as we said, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: The sooner you tell us where exactly you are
BlondEgoist: In a building.
Instanto Kohi: There are plenty of buildings around, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: The one with several sweaty commoners coming and going
BlondEgoist: They're cleaning the place up for me.
Instanto Kohi: .. A lot of those too.
Instanto Kohi: Around.
Instanto Kohi: ~
BlondEgoist: Not around here.
BlondEgoist: It's... sort of abandoned.
Instanto Kohi: Are you in some secluded secret corner, m'lord?
Instanto Kohi: ...Saa~ Why don't you come and find us, m'lord? I'm sure that'd be far easier. We're the ones helping you, anyway~
BlondEgoist: But...
BlondEgoist: What if I get lost?
BlondEgoist: The commoners are distracting.
Instanto Kohi: You're already lost, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....So really, things can't get any worse for you.
Instanto Kohi: ...Besides, you've already walked, and hitched rides. It wouldn't kill you to do it again.
Instanto Kohi: :D
Instanto Kohi: :D
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: You're eating out of dumpsters tonight.
Instanto Kohi: We are most certainly not!
BlondEgoist: You will!
Instanto Kohi: Not! D:
Instanto Kohi: If I remember correctly, there was a hotel that was fairly close to us~
Instanto Kohi: *checks map*
BlondEgoist: Don't go there!
BlondEgoist: They have...
Instanto Kohi: Have?
BlondEgoist: THE PLAGUE!
Instanto Kohi: ...
Instanto Kohi: ~_~ You're just being selfish, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Oh, come now. I'm sure the place you're in has more chances of having the plague.
Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: Better ~come ~ out ~ now~~~
BlondEgoist: No! Come here! I'm tired.
Instanto Kohi: ...How about we meet you halfway?
Instanto Kohi: -Although compromising really isn't my thing.
BlondEgoist: LOST!
BlondEgoist: IN!
BlondEgoist: SPAAACE!
BlondEgoist: *withdrawl*
Instanto Kohi: ... You've had too much TV, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....M'lord, the simplest way out of your situation is to meet us halfway, be glad we're offering to do that much~
BlondEgoist: Where is halfway?
BlondEgoist: You try using the commoner's map!
Instanto Kohi: That would simply mean
Instanto Kohi: Five miles in our direction for you
Instanto Kohi: and five miles in your direction for us.
BlondEgoist: ...how wise.
Instanto Kohi: Why thank you, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: Of course.
Instanto Kohi: Mm.. so.
Instanto Kohi: Either you're meeting us halfway, or no deal~
BlondEgoist: Where is halfway?
BlondEgoist: What direction am I going in>?
Instanto Kohi: Our direction, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Which means... you're moving towards this.. giant gate.
Instanto Kohi: ....F3 on the map to be precise~
Instanto Kohi: So now, m'lord. You have to tell us where exactly you are, so that we know what direction we're supposed to move in~
BlondEgoist: g4! I told you that a little while ago. u__u
Instanto Kohi: *coughs* Where exactly in G4, m'lord. >>
Instanto Kohi: ...What section of GF, if that helps any~ <<
BlondEgoist: The northwest section?
Instanto Kohi: And we're in the North East section of F3. So give or take three miles for each of us, which isn't as bad as we previously thought.
BlondEgoist: But I'm le tiiiired.
BlondEgoist: I already walked all the way here.
BlondEgoist: WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF MANLY PRIDE!?
Instanto Kohi: If you had any manly pride, you'd be walking straight to us so you could prove that you could withstand any trial, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Exactly. -o-
BlondEgoist: ...YOU'RE RIGHT!
BlondEgoist: I'M ON MY WAY!
BlondEgoist: *________*
Instanto Kohi: :D
Instanto Kohi: ^_^!
BlondEgoist: IF IM NOT THERE IN TWO HOURS, I'VE COLLAPSED AND BEEN TAKEN IN BY GORGEOUS NATIVE WOMEN!!

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[identity profile] plain-commoner.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Heya! Are you guys still active? Just it seems like none of you guys answered the Activity Check and it would really stink if Haruhi has to spend time in Paixao alone.. :(