The Art of Reverse Psychology [AIM RP log/completed]

[instanto-kohi.livejournal.com]

Characters: Tamaki Suoh, Hitachiin Hikaru & Hitachiin Kaoru
Content: The twins and Tamaki come to an agreement~
Setting: Over the journals~
Time: Early afternoon, Monday2
Warnings: Um, no warnings really. Nothing too severe, just random bouts of twin love, general perverted-ness, pointlessness, and of course, the harassing of the Host Club King >D



Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: If it isn't my lord.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Uhhh...
BlondEgoist: HAVE YOU TWO RIPPED OPEN SPACE AND TIME AGAIN!?
Instanto Kohi: We woke up outside on the grass.
Instanto Kohi: How unsightly.
BlondEgoist: Hahaha. Lame.
BlondEgoist: I didn't wake up on grass.
BlondEgoist: ...not today, at least.
Instanto Kohi: We bet you woke up in a pond.
BlondEgoist: LIES!
BlondEgoist: VICIOUS SLANDER!
Instanto Kohi: >P
BlondEgoist: Fine. I wont tell you where I woke up, then~
Instanto Kohi: Like we want to know~
BlondEgoist: DDD:
BlondEgoist: But... you do!
Instanto Kohi: No we do not; we already know!
BlondEgoist: ...you do?
BlondEgoist: DD:
Instanto Kohi: Yes.
Instanto Kohi: We said already. You woke up in a pond. :D
Instanto Kohi: So. You probably smell like fish and pond water :D
BlondEgoist: I cannot smell like such common things.
BlondEgoist: Only roses.
BlondEgoist: And lilacs.
BlondEgoist: And... other good smelling things.
Instanto Kohi: ...So you admit to using perfume?
BlondEgoist: It's natural.
BlondEgoist: It seeps out of my noble pores in place of sweat.
Instanto Kohi: *snorts*
BlondEgoist: *pose*
Instanto Kohi: What was that bottle you left on the table last week then?
Instanto Kohi: The glass one.
Instanto Kohi: With the pink liquid in it.
BlondEgoist: That was your bottle of fallacious tears.
BlondEgoist: u__u Eyedrops.
BlondEgoist: I scoff at your methods
Instanto Kohi: ... PINK eyedrops?
Instanto Kohi: You are quite the liar m'lord.
BlondEgoist: ...don't ask me...
BlondEgoist: LIES!
BlondEgoist: Only a man like myself can be so true.
Instanto Kohi: If you say so, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: I do.
Instanto Kohi: I think Haruhi would say otherwise.
Instanto Kohi: That she will.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: DONT BRING MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER INTO THIS!
Instanto Kohi: ...Oh, perhaps it was her that you woke up with?
Instanto Kohi: In the pond together? Oh my.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: ...
Instanto Kohi: Why would you pick a place like that m'lord?
BlondEgoist: *choke*
Instanto Kohi: It is so terribly unsanitary.
BlondEgoist: Like your room?
BlondEgoist: *lame comebacks*
BlondEgoist: *loses*
BlondEgoist: *sulk*
Instanto Kohi: NEVER
Instanto Kohi: OUR ROOM
Instanto Kohi: IS SPOTLESS
Instanto Kohi: ...shh~ Hikaru, don't give him ideas. He'll want to take Haruhi in our room next!
Instanto Kohi: *gasps* No!
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: NEVER
Instanto Kohi: DO NOT DENY IT, M'LORD. YOU WERE THINKING OF IT.
BlondEgoist: WHY WOULD I WANT TO BRING HERE INTO A SICKLY PLACE LIKE THAT!?
BlondEgoist: SHED CATCH DISEASES!!
Instanto Kohi: ....She'd catch diseases in a pond, too.
Instanto Kohi: Tsk tsk.
BlondEgoist: NO ONE WOKE UP IN A POND!
BlondEgoist: T_______T
Instanto Kohi: Denial is bad for you~
Instanto Kohi: ...M'lord, I hate to ask. But did you remember to use protection?
Instanto Kohi: *looks at Kaoru* He's playing the innocent again.
BlondEgoist: >.>
Instanto Kohi: Either that or he really didn't use any. *glances back*~
BlondEgoist: Whut?
Instanto Kohi: Oh, come off it, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: If you didn't use any, you didn't use any~
Instanto Kohi: You really should have consulted us first.
BlondEgoist: Use any what!? I don't need protection! I've never had any bodyguards. u__u
Instanto Kohi: You might be both a father and a grandfather soon, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: LIES!
Instanto Kohi: Oh my. What a scandal it'll be.
BlondEgoist: HOW DARE YOU CALL HARUHI ANYTHIGN BUT INNOCENT!!
Instanto Kohi: Capslock, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: That, and I fear for that shift key on your journal.
BlondEgoist: CAPSLOCK IS HERE FOR SUCH A SERIOUS INSTANCE!!
BlondEgoist: DDDDDD<
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: I don't think the message is being accurately conveyed. You might have to yell at us in person.
Instanto Kohi: Even then I still don't think it will be any more accurate than it is now, hmm?
Instanto Kohi: That aside, where on earth are you?
BlondEgoist: T___T
BlondEgoist: There are buildings
BlondEgoist: And...
BlondEgoist: LONELINESS
BlondEgoist: T_______T
Instanto Kohi: ...You are so helpful, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Yes, what a lovely description.
Instanto Kohi: We're sure to find you now.
Instanto Kohi: >_>
Instanto Kohi: Based on those two adjectives alone~!
Instanto Kohi: Funny, I thought he'd be with Haruhi.
BlondEgoist: *doesnt realize the mockery*
BlondEgoist: She might be working
BlondEgoist: Or finding work
BlondEgoist: Because she doesnt want to be a host anymore
BlondEgoist: T__T
Instanto Kohi: *gasp* Well what about the debt?
BlondEgoist: That's what I said
BlondEgoist: But then she got scary...
Instanto Kohi: ..Hn
BlondEgoist: *shudder*
Instanto Kohi: It really must have been bad, then.
BlondEgoist: It?
BlondEgoist: What it?
Instanto Kohi: :D!
Instanto Kohi: *laughs* Kaoru!
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Tell meee
BlondEgoist: *whine*
Instanto Kohi: n_n I couldn't possibly.
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: Fine. Just try and live easy lives without being hosts.
Instanto Kohi: I don't recall Haruhi saying that she wanted an easy life .-. Do you, Kaoru?~
BlondEgoist: I meant you two.
BlondEgoist: THEY EAT GARBAGE HERE!!
BlondEgoist: DO YOU WANT THAT!?
BlondEgoist: DO YOU!?
Instanto Kohi: Capslock, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....If everyone eats garbage here, then I guess we'll have to change that.
Instanto Kohi: .....And I wouldn't worry about us, m'lord. Perhaps you should be thinking about yourself. And your loneliness.
Instanto Kohi: And maybe how you can get your dearest Haruhi back~
BlondEgoist: I am thinking about myself... and my lonliness...
Instanto Kohi: ~
BlondEgoist: I'm making a new Host Club
Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: ...Do go on.
BlondEgoist: Yes. It's in a pretty place, very scenic. Gardens and architecture and such. I just left the spot moments ago.
Instanto Kohi: And you think you can run it all by yourself?
BlondEgoist: ...Well I was going to look for more people...
Instanto Kohi: Look no further!
Instanto Kohi: ...I'm sure you'll find no one better!
Instanto Kohi: ...Everyone around here is so dull~
BlondEgoist: True.
Instanto Kohi: Unlike us.
Instanto Kohi: *sparkles*
BlondEgoist: They're... very common.
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: *shines*
BlondEgoist: *SHINES BETTER*
Instanto Kohi: Of course, m'lord, commoners should be common, yes?
BlondEgoist: So true.
BlondEgoist: u__u
Instanto Kohi: Psst, it's alright, Kaoru. Light bulbs shine. ARTIFICIAL LIGHT. >\ We are stars because we glitter and sparkle. <3
Instanto Kohi: <333 Hikaru~ You're making me blush~!
Instanto Kohi: Oh Kaoru~! <3
Instanto Kohi: So~ M'lord, it would be helpful if we had your exact, location so we could more easily come to your aid.
BlondEgoist: hdsadkjjnkwIknowtheresamaponheresomewhere
BlondEgoist: G...4...
Instanto Kohi: D:
Instanto Kohi: That's 10 miles!
Instanto Kohi: What are we going to do, walk? *horrified*
BlondEgoist: Then ride in a commoner's wagon.
BlondEgoist: They must have them
BlondEgoist: For farming and such
BlondEgoist: You see fugitives escape in them all the time on TV
Instanto Kohi: Too much TV for you, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: T__T
BlondEgoist: I miss my stories
Instanto Kohi: *indignantly* And we are not fugitives at all! D:
Instanto Kohi: Really, m'lord you're starting to think like a commoner e_e.
Instanto Kohi: How did you get to where you are?
BlondEgoist: Of course not
BlondEgoist: I... walked...
BlondEgoist: And hitched rides...
Instanto Kohi: *horrified gasp*
BlondEgoist: OH GOD.
BlondEgoist: HIKARU
Instanto Kohi: ........M'm...LORD!
BlondEgoist: KAORU
BlondEgoist: HELP ME
BlondEgoist: T________T
BlondEgoist: *SOBS IN A CORNER*
Instanto Kohi: ....Are we doomed to end up like commoners, Hikaru? *wibbles*
Instanto Kohi: If there is a corner surely you must be in a building somewhere, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: NO WE ARE NOT. I would rather die than let that happen to you, Kaoru.
Instanto Kohi: ~
Instanto Kohi: D:
Instanto Kohi: Hi...karu~ I don't know what I'd do without you. *sniffs*
Instanto Kohi: *clings*
Instanto Kohi: *hugs protectively* Kaoru~!
BlondEgoist: T________T
BlondEgoist: IM SO ALONE!
Instanto Kohi: Well as we said, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: The sooner you tell us where exactly you are
BlondEgoist: In a building.
Instanto Kohi: There are plenty of buildings around, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: The one with several sweaty commoners coming and going
BlondEgoist: They're cleaning the place up for me.
Instanto Kohi: .. A lot of those too.
Instanto Kohi: Around.
Instanto Kohi: ~
BlondEgoist: Not around here.
BlondEgoist: It's... sort of abandoned.
Instanto Kohi: Are you in some secluded secret corner, m'lord?
Instanto Kohi: ...Saa~ Why don't you come and find us, m'lord? I'm sure that'd be far easier. We're the ones helping you, anyway~
BlondEgoist: But...
BlondEgoist: What if I get lost?
BlondEgoist: The commoners are distracting.
Instanto Kohi: You're already lost, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....So really, things can't get any worse for you.
Instanto Kohi: ...Besides, you've already walked, and hitched rides. It wouldn't kill you to do it again.
Instanto Kohi: :D
Instanto Kohi: :D
BlondEgoist: ...
BlondEgoist: You're eating out of dumpsters tonight.
Instanto Kohi: We are most certainly not!
BlondEgoist: You will!
Instanto Kohi: Not! D:
Instanto Kohi: If I remember correctly, there was a hotel that was fairly close to us~
Instanto Kohi: *checks map*
BlondEgoist: Don't go there!
BlondEgoist: They have...
Instanto Kohi: Have?
BlondEgoist: THE PLAGUE!
Instanto Kohi: ...
Instanto Kohi: ~_~ You're just being selfish, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Oh, come now. I'm sure the place you're in has more chances of having the plague.
Instanto Kohi: :O
Instanto Kohi: Better ~come ~ out ~ now~~~
BlondEgoist: No! Come here! I'm tired.
Instanto Kohi: ...How about we meet you halfway?
Instanto Kohi: -Although compromising really isn't my thing.
BlondEgoist: LOST!
BlondEgoist: IN!
BlondEgoist: SPAAACE!
BlondEgoist: *withdrawl*
Instanto Kohi: ... You've had too much TV, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: ....M'lord, the simplest way out of your situation is to meet us halfway, be glad we're offering to do that much~
BlondEgoist: Where is halfway?
BlondEgoist: You try using the commoner's map!
Instanto Kohi: That would simply mean
Instanto Kohi: Five miles in our direction for you
Instanto Kohi: and five miles in your direction for us.
BlondEgoist: ...how wise.
Instanto Kohi: Why thank you, m'lord.
BlondEgoist: Of course.
Instanto Kohi: Mm.. so.
Instanto Kohi: Either you're meeting us halfway, or no deal~
BlondEgoist: Where is halfway?
BlondEgoist: What direction am I going in>?
Instanto Kohi: Our direction, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Which means... you're moving towards this.. giant gate.
Instanto Kohi: ....F3 on the map to be precise~
Instanto Kohi: So now, m'lord. You have to tell us where exactly you are, so that we know what direction we're supposed to move in~
BlondEgoist: g4! I told you that a little while ago. u__u
Instanto Kohi: *coughs* Where exactly in G4, m'lord. >>
Instanto Kohi: ...What section of GF, if that helps any~ <<
BlondEgoist: The northwest section?
Instanto Kohi: And we're in the North East section of F3. So give or take three miles for each of us, which isn't as bad as we previously thought.
BlondEgoist: But I'm le tiiiired.
BlondEgoist: I already walked all the way here.
BlondEgoist: WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF MANLY PRIDE!?
Instanto Kohi: If you had any manly pride, you'd be walking straight to us so you could prove that you could withstand any trial, m'lord.
Instanto Kohi: Exactly. -o-
BlondEgoist: ...YOU'RE RIGHT!
BlondEgoist: I'M ON MY WAY!
BlondEgoist: *________*
Instanto Kohi: :D
Instanto Kohi: ^_^!
BlondEgoist: IF IM NOT THERE IN TWO HOURS, I'VE COLLAPSED AND BEEN TAKEN IN BY GORGEOUS NATIVE WOMEN!!