paixaorpg | Hey, she's mine!

Characters: Timon and Daxter
Content: After Timon IMs Garnet, Daxter steps in to defend HIS territory. Timon had best back off! (But they both end up going to petty insults. Who's shocked?)
Setting: PIMP!
Time: After Timon's PIMP with Garnet.
Warnings: Immaturity, and some cursing. Lolz, too.

(23:33:40) damesearcher: Hey! What're you doin' talking to my gal?!
(23:33:46) damesearcher: Get your own girl, bub!
(23:34:27) Meerkat Outcast: W-what? Your gal? What are you talking about? Who is this?
(23:34:49) damesearcher: My name is Daxter, pal! And don't play cozy with ME.
(23:35:04) damesearcher: Find your OWN hot chick!
(23:35:40) Meerkat Outcast: Listen, I don't know what you're talkin' about. I'm not after 'your girl', who ever she is.
(23:36:17) damesearcher: Yeah, then why'd you just chat her up, huh? I don't buy your story you told her!
(23:36:31) damesearcher: If you're the big hotshot around here--
(23:36:33) damesearcher: HEY WAIT
(23:36:38) Meerkat Outcast: ?!
(23:36:42) damesearcher: You're the hotshot around here?!
(23:36:52) damesearcher: WHO THE HELL PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
(23:37:12) Meerkat Outcast: You've defiantly been out in the sun to long.
(23:37:33) damesearcher: Yeah, well least I'm not desperate for some other guy's girl.
(23:37:54) Meerkat Outcast: I wasn't trying anything. It was business!
(23:38:18) Meerkat Outcast: She's not even my species.
(23:38:18) damesearcher: Business! Please! Like politicians know what the hell BUSINESS is, hah!
(23:38:29) damesearcher: ... Species?
(23:38:40) damesearcher: What the hell are you, then?!
(23:39:08) Meerkat Outcast: A meerkat, what do you think?
(23:39:34) damesearcher: A meerkat? The hell can a meerkat be mayor?
(23:39:44) damesearcher: Man, and I thought these guys were idiots BEFORE
(23:39:50) Meerkat Outcast: Hey!
(23:39:55) damesearcher: I'd be a WAY better mayor than you!
(23:40:05) damesearcher: HAHAhahah, a meerkat.
(23:42:01) Meerkat Outcast: The only thing you'd be the mayor of is an ant hill. Besides, what's being a meerkat got against me being the mayor? I'm just as smart, strong, and handsome as those other guys, if not more.
(23:42:44) damesearcher: Hah! Please, I'm way more handsome than any old MEERKAT. Eesh.
(23:44:13) Meerkat Outcast: Old? I ain't got a single grey fur in my coat, bud. And even if I did, I'd still be better looking than you.
(23:44:34) damesearcher: Hah! Keep tellin' yourself that, pal.
(23:44:51) Meerkat Outcast: And you keep dreamin' it.
(23:45:13) damesearcher: But if you're the guy in charge, you'd better look out for me!
(23:45:44) damesearcher: Cause I don't care HOW much Jak or Praxis or WHOEVER THE HELL DID THIS paid you, I'm gonna string you up!
(23:46:51) damesearcher: Give you a taste of my left hook, see!
(23:47:01) Meerkat Outcast: I didn't get paid anything. Oy... Listen! I wasn't... 'hitting' on your girlfriend.
(23:47:23) damesearcher: Yeah, you'd better not be hitting on Garnet!
(23:47:36) Meerkat Outcast: I told you, I wasn't.
(23:47:43) Meerkat Outcast: You got mud in your ears?
(23:48:02) damesearcher: Hey-- what? Sheez, you even SOUND like a meerkat.
(23:49:53) damesearcher: Well! I gotta go! We've got people to save and things to do! Have fun in your MEERKAT OFFICE.
(23:49:59) damesearcher: Hah, meerkat...
(23:51:55) Meerkat Outcast: Right. Like you're some kinda 'hero'. Hmpf.
(23:52:06) damesearcher: As a matter of fact, I am!
(23:52:12) Meerkat Outcast: Oh sure.
(23:52:17) damesearcher: You're looking at the guy who singlehandedly saved Haven City, bub!
(23:52:28) damesearcher: Didn't even break a sweat.
(23:52:29) damesearcher: Oh.
(23:52:33) damesearcher: Jak helped some, too.
(23:53:57) Meerkat Outcast: The only thing you'll save is people's breath.
(23:54:11) damesearcher: Wha-- You take that back!
(23:54:48) Meerkat Outcast: Haven City, is that what you call your ant hill?
(23:54:54) damesearcher: NO
(23:55:03) damesearcher: You're lucky Garnet's holding me back!
(23:55:34) damesearcher: Or you'd be in trouble, BIG TROUBLE.
(23:55:41) damesearcher: I don't play GAMES like YOU.
(23:57:14) Meerkat Outcast: Oooh, I'm shakin' in my fur.
(23:57:24) damesearcher: You oughta be!
(23:57:41) damesearcher: A meerkat doesn't compare to an ottsel!
(23:57:52) damesearcher: We're a HUNDRED times better than you.
(23:58:20) Meerkat Outcast: You sound like some kinda fish.
(23:58:55) Meerkat Outcast: Ottsel, whatever that's supposed to be. I bet it is a fish. A really ugly fish.
(23:59:00) Meerkat Outcast: A smelly fish.
(23:59:10) damesearcher: Man, you're dumb.
(23:59:22) Meerkat Outcast: I am not!
(00:00:06) damesearcher: Are too!
(00:00:12) damesearcher: Don't even know what an ottsel is!
(00:00:14) damesearcher: Hah!
(00:00:21) damesearcher: I guess you can't help it, though.
(00:00:27) damesearcher: You ARE a meerkat.
(00:00:34) Meerkat Outcast: HEY!
(00:01:13) Meerkat Outcast: We don't have fat, ugly, fish like you where I come from. How am I supposed to know?
(00:01:47) damesearcher: One, we don't have fish feet! Two! You don't. So, HAH.
(00:03:23) Meerkat Outcast: Grrr... I'm gunna eat your ant every ant in your hill, Haven City!
(00:03:35) damesearcher: Please.
(00:03:48) damesearcher: The Crimzon Guard would eat you for BREAKFAST.
(00:04:50) Meerkat Outcast: You gave them all names and everything, didn't you, kid?
(00:05:31) damesearcher: I gave YOU a name. It's Dumb Meerkat. Sounds pretty good to me!
(00:06:12) Meerkat Outcast: That's SO creative, gill face.
(00:06:26) damesearcher: But oh so TRUE, Dumb Meerkat.
(00:07:07) Meerkat Outcast: Ugh, don't call me that! I'm much smarter than you'll ever be.
(00:07:22) damesearcher: Hah, in your dreams, maybe!
(00:08:16) Meerkat Outcast: And your nightmares.
(00:08:29) Meerkat Outcast: Fish lips.
(00:09:34) damesearcher: THAT'S IT.
(00:09:39) damesearcher: I'm gonna find you.
(00:09:43) damesearcher: AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY.
(00:11:00) Meerkat Outcast: Yeah, sure. Like you're actually smart enough to find me.
(00:11:23) Meerkat Outcast: I bet you don't even know where you are now.
(00:11:34) damesearcher: Well, DUH. I JUST CAME INTO THE CITY.
(00:11:41) damesearcher: Accordin' to the map.
(00:11:49) damesearcher: I'm at a place called Vanaheim
(00:11:57) damesearcher: Bet you can't even READ it!
(00:12:22) Meerkat Outcast: I can!
(00:12:33) damesearcher: Turn the sound off, then, dimwit.
(00:12:33) Meerkat Outcast: ...sort of.
(00:12:40) Meerkat Outcast: It is off!
(00:12:41) damesearcher: Hah, he admits it!
(00:12:43) damesearcher: Liar.
(00:12:55) Meerkat Outcast: Am not!
(00:12:58) damesearcher: Are too!
(00:13:06) Meerkat Outcast: Am not!
(00:13:37) damesearcher: Hah! Let me use BIG WORDS for you.
(00:13:56) Meerkat Outcast: Like you actually know any.
(00:18:45) damesearcher: I guess they excavated your brain, huh?
(00:19:39) Meerkat Outcast: No, that was yours.
(00:21:37) damesearcher: Heeeh, whatever, bozo.
(00:21:43) Meerkat Outcast: Mook.
(00:21:57) damesearcher: I've got other things to do now! I'd better not catch you near my girl AGAIN!
(00:22:48) Meerkat Outcast: Have fun playing with you're ant hill.
(00:23:09) damesearcher: Hah!