http://donutfreak.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] donutfreak.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2007-02-03 07:39 pm

Soft and Sharp [Complete]

Character(s): Vash, Jayne Cobb, others?
Content: Vash stops by the weapons shop and finds that it's surprisingly cute.
Setting: Folios Weaponry
Time: Early afternoon?
Warnings: Jayne needs his mouth washed out with soap. D: There is a high possibility of talk about violence as well.


Vash had spent his first few days in Paixao just exploring the place. He found a few restaurants he had made a note of to return to, and more than a few sights that had left him in awe. He still couldn't claim that he appreciated being here, but in the meantime it wasn't that bad. Yet, he hadn't been able to forget what Sir Sword had said about the monsters that attacked the city. Vash hadn't yet seen anything that even looked dangerous, but it was better to be safe than sorry. So, when he had seen that there was a weapons shop on the map, he immediately left the Central Station in search of it.

It hadn't been hard to find at all, though he was rather surprised after he walked in. The store had plenty of things on display, from knives to guns to stranger weapons that he couldn't put a name to, like one that was a ball covered with spikes on a stick. In contrast to the deadly weapons, however, was an entire set of shelves full of plushies, including ones that looked like animals and little people with smiling stitched faces. One of the teddy bears set on the floor was about as tall as Vash was, and that was no easy feat.

His attention thoroughly distracted by the strange plushies, he wandered closer to the shelves, staring at one in particular shaped like a squashed pink teardrop with a face. What the heck was that supposed to be?

[identity profile] theycallmejayne.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Did that man just imply that he was having relations with that 海北女儿疯了牛?! He did. Jayne should have loaded his guns before he put them away. He glared at the idiot spike-head, his arms crossing over his chest. "Now you listen' here, 抖, ain't any way I would ever have such relations with that girl. She's too young for me, and she's batshit besides. I reckon no one in their right mind would bed a crazy little girl like her."

No one would, right? She was insane. She was kind of cute when her mouth was shut, but Jayne had no real sexual interest in her. River fell into the same category as Kaylee when it came to women, except he didn't give a rats ass if he never saw River again. Crazy girl.