http://sparkplasma.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparkplasma.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2006-11-15 04:12 pm

So Many Questions [Complete]

Character(s): Ivan, Bloo
Content: Ivan and Bloo are goin' to get some drinks.
Setting: Joutenheim area, nearing Cafe Ersesat [L7]
Time: afternoonish
Warnings: Deep thots. D:

After an hour or two on the road with Bloo, Ivan began to realize the cafe was significantly further away than the map made it look. He hadn't expected it to be a big deal - after all, this city couldn't possibly be much bigger than Tolbi, right? That's what he had thought, but apparently he'd been wrong. He could have walked from one end of Tolbi to the other and back in the time it was taking them to get to their destination.

How could he have never heard of a city this big? Surely there would have at least been rumors. He'd have asked Bloo about it, but, in an odd coincidence, his little friend wasn't a local, either.

Then there was the mystery of Bloo. Just what was he? The closest he could equate him to was a slime, but those didn't talk, as far as he knew. But he didn't want to ask until he could figure out a good way to word the question. Just saying "what in heaven's name are you" would sound really rude.

Those weren't the only questions he was itching for an answer to, though. How had he gotten here in the first place? What was this strange little box they'd given him, and why was there nothing inside? What were the stretchy silver creatures, and why had they attacked? (He hadn't seen any more of them, but he still remained on guard - whatever this place was, it wasn't safe.) And where had all his Djinni gone?

He watched Bloo's antics more or less passively as they continued; even for the most oblivious person, it was obvious, from his consistently short answers and the expression of worry he couldn't fully get off his face, that he had a lot of things on his mind - and what he would order at the cafe was not one of them.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Before they had even gotten a mile, Bloo was already whining. He hadn't paid attention to the map, but it was so small, the distance confused him and made him agitated and irate. In addition to that, he was still afraid of the white demons, and he could tell Ivan was on the lookout as well, only more bravely so than he. Bloo started complaining.

"My FEET hurt! Are we there yet? Did you read the map right? I'm thirsty!"

And so on. Bloo occasionally thought of Ivan. His clothes looked all person-from-a-distant-villagey, but he couldn't tell whether it was really like that or just a new trend catching on. Not to mention Ivan could do crazy things like call forth creatures and lightning. Bloo still thought that was the best thing ever, and still wanted to learn it.

"The lightning was soooomething! You gotta teach me that. How do you do that?! Is that what magic is like? Awwwesoome."

Bloo became googley-eyed, but only for as long as it took him to start complaining and whining again. He was very good at it. He also occasionally thought of Paixao and its strangeness. Why everyone seemed afraid of the outside whenever they looked to the gates, and their strange behaviours and the animated sky. It was like a video game, but for virtual reality recepticals.

"Ivaaaan~ Can you carry me? I'm sort of tired."

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo contemplated the word Psynergy. It wasn't magic, but if he could learn it, he didn't care.

"Sinurjee!" he cried, and laughed at the word he couldn't understand. But then, Ivan pointed out what he was hoping for since earlier. A nice drink when you're parched, feeling like you've been crawling through the desert for days. except that Bloo hadn't been.

He raced toward the café door. It seemed pretty upscale like the rest of the city Paixao, and he didn't like that. Like being the same as everyone else was too hard. But drinks were drinks and Ivan was paying, so he was obliged to withstand the crummy place that he didn't like.

"Ivan, Ivan! Huurrryyyy!" Bloo called with his crazy voice. He rushed in, letting the door stay open and hurried to the counter, where he jumped up and down, trying to sit on the little stools. At last, he grabbed onto the seat, but couldn't pull himself, because he was "dying of thirst".

"Hey! You! Buddy!" he called, just like last time. Strange how everything suddenly came full circle. A high-brow man peeked over the counter to the blue blob and was somewhat turned off by his appearance. Bloo wouldn't have it any other way, though.

"Yeah! Gimmeeee... a double mocha cappuchino, 170 degrees, with two pumps of caramel! Chop chop!"

He hung there, waiting for Ivan, feeling special, though his position wasn't very becoming.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-18 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Helped up from Ivan, which he appreciated halfway but, of course, said nothing, Blooregard Q. Kazoo watched the people go about their business. It was pretty strange that they all looked similar. Perhaps they were ancestors from a group of people who were very lacking in pigment. Bloo didn't really care, though. He was here and he wasn't about to let them spoil any fun he could have. Or a nice, hot drink.

"Whoooooo~! Whooooooo~!"

Bloo was spinning himself around in the chair, using the counter as a grip.

"Ivaaaaan~! You should tryyyyyyy this! Whooooo~! Hahahah!"

Ivan mentioned about the journals and Bloo slowed a little in speed and repeated spinnieness. His speech dilapidated by spinning cycles, he tried to explain it, even though, to Bloo, Ivan seemed like he'd been living under a rock.

"That? That's a machine! There's a button... you can turn on somewhere! I think... it has to do... with this plaaaaAAAAACE!!"

Bloo accidently slid off the chair and went flying across the café. He crashed into the door, which, naturally, drew the attention of everyone in there. Bloo simply got up and dusted off. He held his arms out to the people.

"Do yooooouuu wanna try it?" purposefully snappish so they would see him as leader and high-tail it. He walked back to his seat next to Ivan and jumped as high as could. He grabbed the other side of the stool, wiggled up and then pointed to the journal.

"Look, there. It's that rectangle button! I don't know what they are, but there's probably gonna be words on it telling you something. Something like how old shoes need to be when they start stinking too much. Or how much a fine leather couch is with just one cushion. Important stuff!"

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
When Ivan asked Bloo to tone it down, Bloo slowly spun to a stop.

"Hokay, geeeenius, but I'll bet they'll still be looking at us."

Bloo grabbed his drink and started slupring. He randomly spit it out and threw it onto the floor behind the counter.

"You call that a a double mocha cappuchino, 170 degrees, with two pumps of caramel!? That wasn't even hot, there wasn't caramel, and I don't taste the mochaaaaa~" Bloo crossed his arms angrilly, while the high-brow blonde waiter sniffed his nose at Bloo and tried to come up with another of Bloo's ricidulous requests.

Bloo was blasé about Ivan's reaction, but didn't quite understand it completely. How could Ivan even live without computers? Bloo would never know. Bloo peeked over to the screen. "Statistics. Who needs 'em?" Bloo thought.

"They looked linked. Guess they have some technology here. Pfft. The internet has made its way everywhere!" Bloo threw up his hands, spinning one more time, just for fun, before he had to remember that the people here were awful.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 10:29 am (UTC)(link)


Bloo flipped his arms around in anger.

"He didn'teven get my drink right! When you can get it right, I'll say sorry. I'll even put a cherry on top. See? Cherry! In my mouth! Right there! It'll go riiiiight theeeere."

He stuck his large tongue out and pointed to it, going "ah ah ah ah" and insulting the man. Of course, the waited probably wasn't about to have it, but he decided to withstand Bloo's antics one last time. Bloo looked to Ivan, and felt somewhat sorry that Ivan was looking bad, not just Bloo. Bloo didn't care if he looked bad because he never did. But Ivan was a good friend, a substitute for his imaginary friends. Even when they showed up (if ever), Bloo still wanted to be Ivan's friend. Bloo sighed.

"Sorryyyy sir. YAR DREENK WAZ DELEESHEOHS."

He thought perhaps "speaking French" would help Bloo seem more sophistocated to Ivan. That was a talent of Bloo's he didn't yet get to show Ivan until now. He would have to wait for a paddleball to show Ivan his true skill. Bloo nodded to Ivan.

"Yeah, man, they're aaaaall linked. Meaning mine—" he waved it then, "—can see what yours says. I think it's a journal, maybe. You use the little buttons with the letters on 'em, and type stuff! It's way faster than writing."

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-23 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo nodded. He pushed the power button and watched it light up. Boring, boring, boring. But he went through the messages that seemed to be some kind of virtual bulletin board. He then saw a message from Ivan, looking for someone. And there was a reply.

Bloo put on an evil face.

He sneaked away from Ivan's sight and read it, seeing the name "Karst". Bloo rejoiced in his mind. I have dirt!, he thought. It didn't matter that he knew Ivan and liked him; dirt was dirt.

"Soooooo, Ivy? Who's this... Karst... person?"

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Bloo flipped out, nearly knocking over Ivan's water in the process. He did his long, windy gasp and stared at Ivan's face as though a huge shard of glass was sticking out of his eye.

"Woah woah woah woah, wait. You mean, there was someone against you? Huh! And I thought you were totally bodaciously awesome. What'd you do to tick her off?"

The whole thought she was dead thing surprised Bloo. Death wasn't something he much dwelled on at Foster's, unless it meant the death of an imaginary friend, which he guessed, still meant the same, gravity-wise.

"Why would you want her dead, anyway? I mean... did she, like, wanna blow up the world or something??? Man, she'd have to get "

He started talking to himself, nearly forgetting about the fact that Karst was bad to Ivan. Then again, BLoo couldn't resist a little destruction here and there.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo was surprised, still. It seemed strange that, even though Ivan was quite pleasant and nice, he was a fighter. After all, Bloo did witness the Psynergy Ivan displayed with the lightning and all. Bloo still wished he had that. After all of it, he still found Ivan to be too kind and nice to really be much of a fighter, which is probably why anyone was fighting him at all.

"Attacked? You mean, like... war? But why would someone do that? She must reeeeally hate you guys. Did she have, uhhh... Sinurjee.. too?"

Bloo spun and heard Ivan say he had to warn them. But he wasn't looking at his journal at all. In fact his eyes were closed.

"Aren't you gonna, you know, warn them?" he asked, coming to a stop. Ivan looked really into it, but Bloo wasn't sure Ivan was willing to face Karst or give the news to his friends. Bloo tilted his head and shook Ivan's shoulder.

"Hellooooooo~? Ivaaaan?"

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-25 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmmm.... enemies with Sinurjee. Friends with Sinurjee. I need to get me some of this Sinurjee stuff!"

Bloo folded his arms and wondered who Karst was really and why she bothered Ivan so much. Ivan could just kick her butt with his Djinni and his own lightning Psynergy, so why was she such a problem? He couldn't understand because he didn't realise how much stronger she was than Ivan. Not to mention she had an evil intention; that alone was enough to make a mediocre person become quite great.

Although Bloo never concerned himself with those types of things, naturally he never understood the purpose of fighting and Psynergy. Ivan still looked worried, so Bloo pat his back and smiled big.

"It's okay, Ivan! We'll beat her up for you! Well... um... the we part I'm still working on."

When Ivan asked his question, Bloo held up a recnetly formed finger as signal for Ivan to wait and skimmed his own journal before turning to Ivan's and instructing him.

"It's so easy! .... I only figured it out now, but it is easy!" He tried laughing to get Ivan to cheer up, but he somehow knew it wouldn't help. "Well, uh... you just go to this area, and choose this button. It pretty much makes new messages and they go on the top first as a brand new message, of course."

Bloo was proud of his intelligence; no, he thought it was the best thing to ever grace thePaixao crowd.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-26 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo grabbed Ivan's journal out of his hand and nodded.

"Almost!"

He opened the journal back up and pointed to the power button in Ivan's sight. He pushed it and the journal died again.

"Power on, power off."

He gave the folded journal back to Ivan and hopped off the seat, forgetting all about the drink, as the waiter had intended it. He stretched and wondered exactly why Ivan was so interested in getting out of here. It didn't make sense to want to post a death threat and then run away. But Bloo guessed that was Ivan's tactics. Not that he had any, himself. He looked towards the door and started walking.

He turned to Ivan, then walking backwards.

"It'll aaaalll be okay, Ivan. You just have to think like me! If everyone loves you, you have no enemies!"

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo skipped out of the café, wondering just exactly Ivan was planning to go with them. Maybe he was dumping Bloo off, or something. Did he plan to fight Karst now? He apparently thought that Karst was something very bad and strong... Bloo knew Ivan was smarter than that.

"What? Where am I from?" Bloo held his little nub to his chest, surprised, "What about you? Where're yoooouu from?"

Well, he owed it to Ivan to at least answer his questions. Crappy mocha cappucinos were still paid for.

"Well, I'm from Mac. Er, that sounds bad. My best friend Mac made me up! I live at this house, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends? It's cool and all... but the best is when Mac comes home and I get to play with him! Oh yeah, and there's this girl? She makes me work sooooo hard. Her name's Frankie.... Is this sinkin' in?"

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bloo laughed at himself.

"Right, right, Kaloo! I mean, Kalee. Kalay."

Bloo looked to Ivan strangely when Ivan expressed serious concern and confusion over the idea of imaginary friends. Didn't he know about imaginary friends? And what gave him the idea that Bloo was from this world? He already said he wasn't.

"Hey, pal, just because this place is weird doesn't mean that I'm a part of it!"

Bloo cross his nubby arms and appeared angry, although he mostly wasn't.

"Where are we going, anyway?

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-29 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloo watched Ivan kneel beside him and show the map. He didn't make sense of the map the first time, and he certainly couldn't understand it the second time. He could tell the scale was way off, and that the coty was now, officially, huge. He became a little disparaged at believing his friends would be nearby, but maybe Ivan's were. He decided to not show the anger in not believing Ivan, supposedly, for Ivan's sake.

"An in? An in to what?!" He didn't really understand the concepts of inns, after all. "I say we should totally ask someone to stay the night! They're probably not as bad as we think they are, even though they've been staring at us since we GOT HERE!!"

He yelled the last part, as he knew people were probably watching them from inside the café, even though they couldn't really hear him, anyway.

[identity profile] blob-of-bloo.livejournal.com 2006-11-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hotel, huh?"

This was it, he thought. Go with a stranger, or pretend to know what I'm doing. Is it really that bad? Help is never bad, and I know he's a good guy. Heck, I'd vote for him! Ivan for 2007! Bloo thought of all the possibilities. He knew it was cold. It was cold at Foster's, too. Soon it would be snowing there; maybe even here. Would he swallow his pride and get on with it?

Bloo looked up to Ivan.

"You'll protect me from those white dancy guys, right? I mean, uhh... I could pay you! ... with..... knowledge! Haha. Yeah! Knowledge of the journals or something..."

He put his little hands together and put on a saddy face.

"Pleeeeease?"

In Bloo's eyes, that was pretty much a "yes".