Don't fret precious, I'm here [completed]

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Character(s): Larxene & Linali
Content: Number XII got bored of watching Gunzi fight and decided to pester Linali some more. The two exchange IMs and Larxene manages to corner Linali on several occassions.
Setting: Over the journals
Time: Night, during Gunzi's fight with the "Wolf"
Warnings: Larxene being her usual self?

Sadist Twelve: So, helped out any more undeserving people yet? Humanitarian?

warutsuonwater: ...??? You.. you're..... no. I haven't.

warutsuonwater: Why do you do this?

Sadist Twelve: Because it's fun, duh.

warutsuonwater: Who are you anyway?

Sadist Twelve: Me? Nobody, haha.

warutsuonwater: Oh really? Sounds suspicious!

Sadist Twelve: Who cares what it sounds like?

warutsuonwater: No one can be nobody.

Sadist Twelve: Says who?

warutsuonwater: Lots of people, and most of all God.

warutsuonwater: But from your attitude, you wouldn't believe that.

Sadist Twelve: Yeah yeah. Fine, you want to call me something? Here's a hint.

Sadist Twelve: In the story, I protect that weak and pathetic Little Red Riding Hood (she probably deserves to die anyways), and kill that miserable excuse for an animal.

warutsuonwater: ......you're the Lumberjack....?

warutsuonwater: The one..I said hi to, and replied with a "hi" of his own.

Sadist Twelve: Well look at that. We have a winner!

warutsuonwater: I thought you got along with Gunzi. You think he deserves to die?

Sadist Twelve: Did you not read what I said?

warutsuonwater: But why?

warutsuonwater: No one deserves to die!

warutsuonwater: In contrary, they deserve to be saved!

Sadist Twelve: Ugh... I only said that the Red Riding Hood in the story deserved to die, not Gunzi. But he'll die too, sooner or later. Anyways, saved huh? And who's going to do the saving? You?

warutsuonwater: I can offer it, but in the end the one that decides is the person.

Sadist Twelve: I feel naseous already.

warutsuonwater: Um...if I may know, what is Gunzi doing now? he said you were taking him somewhere.

Sadist Twelve: Why should I tell you?

warutsuonwater: Because I thought he was with you?

Sadist Twelve: He is.

warutsuonwater: Is he..okay?

Sadist Twelve: Well, he's not dead. Yet.

warutsuonwater: ........

warutsuonwater: That means I should go there now.

Sadist Twelve: Aw, but why? Don't you think this change in the story is nice? Red Riding Hood is fighting against the mean Wolf, and the Lumberjack is just sitting and watching.

warutsuonwater: Not if he's going to lose an arm, no!

Sadist Twelve: Lose an arm? Oooh, I'd like to see that!

warutsuonwater: ; ; How could you say that.

Sadist Twelve: You're not very bright, are you?

Sadist Twelve: I just did.

warutsuonwater: I just can't comprehend how you can be entertained by the misery of others.

Sadist Twelve: Then get a dictionary and look up the word "sadism".

warutsuonwater: .....ugh.

warutsuonwater: We'll..just have to continue this later. I'm going to get Gunzi now. Hopefully you could grace me with your presence, even if you and I conflict.

Sadist Twelve: You're going to interrupt the story before it finishes? That's so cruel of you.

warutsuonwater: Depends how quick I get there.

Sadist Twelve: Ah, but the Lumberjack really wants to see Red Riding Hood earn the right to live by vanquishing the evil Wolf!

warutsuonwater: ....well..no, I can't let Gunzi get hurt just so you can get a laugh out of it.

Sadist Twelve: But 'Gunzi' really seems to be getting into this! I wish you could see him now, slashing wildly at the wolf. It's great!

Sadist Twelve: Besides, if he's enjoying himself, then who are you stop this?

warutsuonwater: .......

warutsuonwater: So he's fighting the Big Bad Wolf.

Sadist Twelve: Um, I already said that...

warutsuonwater: I... within 100 seconds, I will be there.

Sadist Twelve: You sure you can even count to 100?