paixaorpg | Shunsui is too drunk to operate AIM very well [Completed]

Character(s): Urahara Kisuke and Kyouraku Shunsui
Content: Chat log; Shunsui accidentally clicks Urahara's screen name instead of Hinamori Momo's and has a hard time figuring out who he's actually talking to.
Setting: Internet World! :D
Time: Saturday 2, off and on all day, because Urahara and Shunsui are easily distracted away from their laptops
Warnings: They're perverted creepy men. Also, away message violence. Also also, PLEASE assume that there is at least a ten-minute pause between away messages, despite all the accurate timestamps that I'm too lazy to delete.

manwithflowers (3:02:04 PM): momooo~ why are you here <3

sandalxhat (3:02:31 PM): Aliens came. They took me here.
sandalxhat (3:02:36 PM): Star Trek is no joke.

manwithflowers (3:03:57 PM): aliens you are so silly D

manwithflowers (3:23:29 PM): yes it leads to wonderful things
manwithflowers (3:23:35 PM): but lots of bruises who are you

sandalxhat (3:25:32 PM): Ahhhhh I'm sad you don't remember me.
sandalxhat (3:25:35 PM): Wounded!
sandalxhat (3:25:37 PM): Stricken
sandalxhat (3:25:44 PM): Death is near!
sandalxhat (3:26:39 PM): I guess 100 years of alcohol has dulled your memory T_T
sandalxhat (3:26:48 PM): Oh, it makes me sad, so very sad.

manwithflowers (3:27:07 PM): no no dont be sad :-( <3
manwithflowers (3:27:14 PM): here i know how to make a bouquet
manwithflowers (3:27:34 PM): <#
manwithflowers (3:27:40 PM): bouquet

sandalxhat (3:27:51 PM): You are too kind, my Kyouraku.
sandalxhat (3:28:44 PM): Exilement has been harsh
sandalxhat (3:28:54 PM): cruel, like a stinging winter!

manwithflowers (3:29:40 PM): cruel as a bad girlfriend too

sandalxhat (3:30:05 PM): Yes! Exactly!
sandalxhat (3:30:12 PM): If only you knew my sorrow. T_T

manwithflowers (3:30:33 PM): sorrow of rejection hurts so much

sandalxhat (3:30:48 PM): We should drink them away

manwithflowers (3:31:21 PM): oho yes that reminds me
manwithflowers (3:32:06 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "ooh sake <3")

sandalxhat (3:33:11 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "Glowing animals :D")

manwithflowers (3:34:17 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "chasing nanaochan brb")

sandalxhat (3:35:00 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "Oho, panties.")

manwithflowers (3:35:44 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "i want those panties but not to wear")

sandalxhat (3:38:46 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "Ha, you can't have those lovely black lacey panties. Too bad.")

manwithflowers (3:39:43 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "pink is more my style i had a friend named urahara who liked black lacey things")

sandalxhat (3:40:48 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "...He still does, shhhhh don't tell Yoruichi. :D")

manwithflowers (3:42:44 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "yourichi already knew she caught him in the act of wearing them i mean examining them im a little drunk")

sandalxhat (3:44:17 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "he was a little drunk at the time, and it didn't register that those were not a bathing suit, I'm surprised you can still type. <3")

manwithflowers (3:44:57 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "<3 i have lots of practice bothw ith panties and typing and being drunk")

sandalxhat (3:47:16 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "I didn't know you wore lacey panties and I am not surprised at how much experience you may have.")

manwithflowers (3:48:02 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "some girls like that kinda thing <3")

“sandalxhat” is away from the computer as of 3:52:23 PM.
“sandalxhat” has stopped using the computer at 3:57:23 PM, and is now considered idle.
“sandalxhat” is back at the computer as of 3:57:40 PM.
“sandalxhat” has started using the computer again at 3:57:43 PM.
sandalxhat (3:58:22 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "Cross-dressing? :D")

manwithflowers (3:59:16 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "lets just say that matsumoto is very creative when she is drunk<3")

sandalxhat (3:59:58 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "Oh is she? Too bad Yoruichi doesn't get drunk enough.")

manwithflowers (4:01:11 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "how is yourichi anyway now that i think about it <3")

sandalxhat (4:03:52 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "~~Still very sexy~~ Stubborn, as usual. But very well. How is Nanao and yourself, good friend?")

manwithflowers (4:05:45 PM): (user "manwithflowers" has put up an away message: "she is my greatest challenge and joy as you know <3 but i meant how IS yourichi <3 <3 <3")

sandalxhat (4:08:27 PM): (user "sandalxhat" has put up an away message: "~~Amazing, you should see how flexi--~~ ...... How dastardly of you to ask. :D")

(user "manwithflowers" has signed off.)
(user "sandalxhat" has signed off.)