paixaorpg | Ratting on the Thief [AIM Log/Completed]

Character(s): Luxord, Dark Mousy.
Content: A very confused Dark decided to IM someone, assuming that they're Zexion. It was only a coincidence that that person happens to be Luxord.
Setting: -
Time: Sunday Afternoonish.
Warnings: Dark's incoherent typing and massive amount of dorkiness.

Daaku san [9:38 P.M.]: ioejiwaf HEY YOU!
gamblingfate [9:38 P.M.]: ...
Daaku san [9:38 P.M.]: don't dot me!
gamblingfate [9:38 P.M.]: Do I... know you?
Daaku san [9:38 P.M.]: what, you don't remember me?!
gamblingfate [9:38 P.M.]: No.
gamblingfate [9:38 P.M.]: No, I'm afraid I don't.
gamblingfate [9:38 P.M.]: Woe is me.
Daaku san [9:38 P.M.]: oh, that pains me.
Daaku san [9:39 P.M.]: no, woe is ME
gamblingfate [9:39 P.M.]: ...
gamblingfate [9:40 P.M.]: Is there something wrong with your journal or something, my friend?
Daaku san [9:40 P.M.]: like hell you're my friend DDDD: after all you've done?!
gamblingfate [9:41 P.M.]: I've done something to you?
Daaku san [9:41 P.M.]: your memory sucks, you know that?
Daaku san [9:41 P.M.]: umm... lesseee
Daaku san [9:41 P.M.]: does CAGES sound familiar?
Daaku san [9:42 P.M.]: or perhaps --- ugh, whatever! you're killing me, zex D:
gamblingfate [9:42 P.M.]: Zex?
gamblingfate [9:42 P.M.]: Ahahah, you mean Zexion?
gamblingfate [9:42 P.M.]: Oh, you poor thing.
Daaku san [9:42 P.M.]: hey, stop talking like you're not him!
gamblingfate [9:43 P.M.]: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not him.
Daaku san [9:43 P.M.]: ycan't fool me this time!
Daaku san [9:43 P.M.]: how am i supposed to believe that shittt
gamblingfate [9:44 P.M.]: Because.
gamblingfate [9:44 P.M.]: Unlike him, I'm not a fool.
gamblingfate [9:45 P.M.]: I'm not quite up to playing with rats like you, I'm afraid.
Daaku san [9:45 P.M.]: iwojwghsag
Daaku san [9:45 P.M.]: RATS?
gamblingfate [9:45 P.M.]: Perhaps you should run home before he finds you, child.
Daaku san [9:45 P.M.]: oh, like that cat and mice game!
Daaku san [9:45 P.M.]: hey, i bet i'm 29090r9q13i90pos tyears older than youu
gamblingfate [9:46 P.M.]: I wouldn't doubt that.
gamblingfate [9:46 P.M.]: However, in the mentality department, you are a bit lacking.
gamblingfate [9:46 P.M.]: I would worry about that, if I were you.
Daaku san [9:46 P.M.]: it was that.. er... one kid's faultt!
Daaku san [9:46 P.M.]: bit me and i went osijoaijtlwg
Daaku san [9:46 P.M.]: HEY ZEX, WHERE ARE YOU?
gamblingfate [9:47 P.M.]: Ahaha, one of those creatures bit you?
Daaku san [9:47 P.M.]: ooo there were these things that glow, but they wereb;t the wone!
Daaku san [9:47 P.M.]: it was huhh.. a kid
gamblingfate [9:48 P.M.]: A kid?
gamblingfate [9:48 P.M.]: Hm.
gamblingfate [9:48 P.M.]: Interesting.
Daaku san [9:48 P.M.]: kid had yeeellow eyes!
Daaku san [9:48 P.M.]: it was weird
gamblingfate [9:48 P.M.]: Ah, I see.
gamblingfate [9:49 P.M.]: Anything... happen because of it?
gamblingfate [9:49 P.M.]: Aside from your currant state of mind, anyhow.
Daaku san [9:49 P.M.]: he got me outta that CAGE YOU ..CAGED ME TO
Daaku san [9:50 P.M.]: or inside
gamblingfate [9:50 P.M.]: I'm afraid I had nothing to do with Zexion's little games.
Daaku san [9:50 P.M.]: you like games, don't yoou
Daaku san [9:50 P.M.]: LIKE THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING NOW D:
gamblingfate [9:50 P.M.]: Sometimes, but that is not important.
gamblingfate [9:50 P.M.]: I'm not playing any games, child.
gamblingfate [9:51 P.M.]: You don't seem to at full attention.
Daaku san [9:51 P.M.]: don't call me childdd
gamblingfate [9:51 P.M.]: I would get help for that, you know.
gamblingfate [9:51 P.M.]: You certainly are acting like one, so I fail to see a problem with it.
gamblingfate [9:52 P.M.]: Maybe I should let Zexion know that his pet is running loose...
Daaku san [9:52 P.M.]: you're --- WHAT I'M NO PET
Daaku san [9:52 P.M.]: you're a mean old mannn
gamblingfate [9:53 P.M.]: Hahaha.
gamblingfate [9:53 P.M.]: I would take offense to that, but it seems that you can't grasp your own words at the moment.
Daaku san [9:54 P.M.]: what whawt
Daaku san [9:54 P.M.]: WAIT
Daaku san [9:54 P.M.]: YOU'RE NOT ZEXION?
Daaku san [9:54 P.M.]: D:
gamblingfate [9:55 P.M.]: Have I not been telling you this for the past five minutes?
Daaku san [9:55 P.M.]: huuuh
Daaku san [9:56 P.M.]: who the hell are you then
gamblingfate [9:56 P.M.]: A friend of a friend.
Daaku san [9:56 P.M.]: who is a friend?
gamblingfate [9:56 P.M.]: Tell me, where are you located?
gamblingfate [9:56 P.M.]: I think someone is looking for you.
Daaku san [9:57 P.M.]: in front of this biiiig building
Daaku san [9:57 P.M.]: the ... uh.. name on it is um
Daaku san [9:58 P.M.]: aiches memorial hospital
Daaku san [9:59 P.M.]: i think it's a hospital
gamblingfate [9:59 P.M.]: Good boy.
gamblingfate [9:59 P.M.]: He'll be happy to see you.
Daaku san [9:59 P.M.]: who is he?
gamblingfate [9:59 P.M.]: Oh, I think I'll let it be a surprise.
gamblingfate [9:59 P.M.]: It's much more emotional that way.
Daaku san [9:59 P.M.]: WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE AND SURPRISES
gamblingfate [9:59 P.M.]: I think they're fun, don't you?
gamblingfate [10:00 P.M.]: Now, you stay right there.
Daaku san [10:00 P.M.]: in a way..
Daaku san [10:00 P.M.]: uh..huh
Daaku san [10:00 P.M.]: KAY SURPRISES
gamblingfate [10:00 P.M.]: Hahaha, of course.
gamblingfate [10:00 P.M.]: You'll get your suprise soon.
gamblingfate [10:00 P.M.]: Until then.
Daaku san [10:01 P.M.]: okkaaaay
Daaku san [10:01 P.M.]: HURRY. I HATE PEOPLE BEING LATE