Woody folded his arms, and lifted his eyebrow at the doll. Was this girl for real? He shook his head, “Alright, well let me be the first to give you a news flash. This place, Paixao, it doesn’t have Internet. It just has this thing called the journal system that acts like instant messaging, but that’s it!”

Deciding to point out a final thing to Kanaria, the cowboy doll gestured, “Also, you shouldn’t believe everything you hear on the Internet. Most of it isn’t true.” Really, she should know this by now if she’s been around humans long enough.