“And thought it looked fun?” He finished for Ivan, excitedly drawing closer to the boy. “Dude, believe me, these digs are totally radical. Citizens and visitors from all over Paixao have come out to play this afternoon. There are all sorts of new faces and old favourites you’ll see out on the green today, not to mention the super awesome ultra fantastic secret grand prize for the winner of the event! I’m not allowed to give away what it is, the prize being a secret and all, but it’s good. Real good.”

“You don’t want to miss out on all the fun, do you? Of course you don’t!” Throwing an arm over Ivan’s shoulder, he led him closer to the table, leaving very little room for protest. “Here, let me grab a registration form for you. You need a set of clubs too? A golf cart? A breath mint? Never know when bad breath will hit. Do yourself a favour and be prepared next time it strikes.”