http://weeatbodies.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] weeatbodies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2007-12-15 01:23 am

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Characters: Zetsu, Pein
Content: Zetsu gives his report to Pein. Chaos ensues. Pein is enlightened. Or something.
Setting: PIMP
Time: Afternoon
Warning: Uh.... Soopar seekrit plotting? Talk of killing and incapacitating Naruto? =Dbb;;

weeatbodies: Leader-sama.
rinneganprophecy: ...Ah, Zetsu.  I was wondering when you were going to get around to contacting me.
weeatbodies: We apologize; we had reached a delicate stage in the antidote, and can only now divide our attention effectively.
rinneganprophecy: Understandable, Zetsu.  How is that antidote coming?
weeatbodies: Slowly, sir. It requires individually tailored antidotes for each person afflicted to fully negate such unique effects. We're working as quickly as the process allows.
rinneganprophecy: I see.  Then I will avoid the water until the matter is settled.  Now about your report?
weeatbodies: We've been here for about two weeks, Leader-sama. This city picks up people from many different worlds, so it seems; we first encountered, for example, a large mouse warrior that could easily have been a formiddable taijutsu summon. We encountered Itachi-san shortly after meeting him, and have accompanied him for most of the time we were here.
rinneganprophecy: This is certainly something to make note of.  Continue.
weeatbodies: Many seem to have considerable abilities of their own, though not all of them; we have seen evidence on the message boards and journals that Laharl is a demon in possession of a great deal of power, though not a bijuu or jinchuuriki. Additionally, a powerful organization is apparently in a position of a fair amount of covert authority here; most non-natives seem to consider them a menace, considering that they have at least orchestrated a burst of kidnappings and torture.
rinneganprophecy: Interesting.  Perhaps we could come into contact with this other Organization?  While we are here, it wouldn't hurt to see if we can utilize their power to our needs.
weeatbodies: Perhaps. Though we recommend attempting any contact over this messenger or in person; they're widely disliked, and it wouldn't do to draw so much negative attention to ourselves publically.
rinneganprophecy: Indeed.  I suppose I will keep that under consideration when I endeavor to seek them out.  Do you have anything else to report?
weeatbodies: The environment here can be dangerous; we experienced extreme climate changes for a few days at one point; there were also various types of humanoid monsters spotted swarming the city during another period, a few of which we fought. In addition, the natives recently removed an additive from their food that reacts badly with some people and causes amnesia; ourselves and Itachi were subject to that for several days.
rinneganprophecy: That makes for worrisome hearing, Zetsu.
weeatbodies: Indeed; would that it weren't so. All we can advise is basic caution at the moment.
weeatbodies: Sasuke was briefly encountered, and apparently was hostile to Itachi despite his amnesiac state. Deidara, Itachi, and ourself are currently with Haku and the jinchuuriki Uzumaki Naruto, all of whom have been affected by the poisoned water save ourself.
rinneganprophecy: ...Sasuke's reaction doesn't seem any different from what he would do normally.  And if you have the jinchuuriki within reach, then perhaps it would be wise to get him under control?  We can always extract the bijuu...
weeatbodies: With all respect, Leader-sama, we don't believe that it would be possible to summon the statue to do so; this place is essentially another world.
weeatbodies: If we thought it possible, we would not be making an antidote for him as well; the poison has left him unable to tap his chakra at all, and vulnerable to contracting common illnesses.
rinneganprophecy: That doesn't mean we can't take him with us when we return.  And why not leave him in such a vulnerable state?
weeatbodies: Because at the moment, we are indebted to him for looking after Itachi, not only while we were both amnesiac and we were unable to remember him to locate and protect him, but when the poison rendered Itachi-san blind as well.
weeatbodies: And furthermore, we know now how to reproduce the poison; he can be returned to this state at a later time.
rinneganprophecy: Wait, Itachi's blind?
rinneganprophecy: And being able to reproduce the poison will only prove beneficial in the long run.  We might be able to use it..
weeatbodies: Yes. The poison affects each individual in unique ways.
weeatbodies: Indeed. The effects are unpredictable upon first use, as they vary depending on the victim's DNA. But the effect remains the same for each individual for subsequent poisonings.
rinneganprophecy: I see.  Do you have anything else to report/
weeatbodies: In regards to the poison's effects, Haku has grown cat ears and a tail; Deidara seems to have his senses scrambled and linked in strange ways. They should be cured by the time the day is up.
rinneganprophecy: I shall expect in then.
weeatbodies: Hai, Leader-sama. That is all.
rinneganprophecy: Keep me informed of things then, Zetsu.  And report back when you have useful information to offer.
weeatbodies: Of course.
rinneganprophecy: And let me know if you come across any other members.
weeatbodies: As soon as possible if they are found, Leader-sama.
rinneganprophecy: Alright then Zetsu.  I will let you get back to that antidote.
weeatbodies: Thank you, Leader-sama. Good luck.
rinneganprophecy: Indeed.  For you, as well, Zetsu.