http://thecourtgod.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thecourtgod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2007-09-24 05:52 pm
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I hope you all die a terrible, painful death! [finished]

Characters:  Kefka Palazzo
Content:  A very angry clown enters Paixao.
Setting:  Muspelheim Gate
Time:  Early afternoon
Warnings: Kefka has violent thoughts?

Curses and shrapnel flew through the air as a bush suddenly exploded in a burst of magic.  So close!  SO CLOSE!  If he had had only a few more seconds he would have been the god of that worthless piece of dirt.  Of course, it wouldn't have been a worthless piece of dirt when he was done with it.  Oh no, he would've reshaped it into a brilliant masterpiece, every single citizen in every single town bowing before him, worshiping him.   They wouldn't have a choice.  If they refused to, they would be obliterated on the spot.  And their families.  And their friends.  And anyone else who would dare to oppose him.  And anyone he just plain felt like needed to die.

But now he was here, and that very fact had thrown him into the rage that had caused him to blow up the nearest bush.  He didn't care where he was, or how he got here.  All he knew was that he wanted back and if that meant that he was going to have to crush and torture every idiot who dared to stand in his way, then he would happily do so.  Luckily for him, there seemed to be a gathering of sitting ducks nearby.

The people couldn't help but stare at the flamboyantly dressed man that walked up to them, at least until he so kindly asked them what they were looking at.  They turned away, leaving Kefka to sneer at their backs.  Oh how he would love to burn them alive... electrocute them... drown them... whatever it took.  However, he was in no place of power at the moment and wasn't stupid enough to get himself incarcerated so quickly.  He'd just have to deal with them breathing his air for awhile longer. 

Shortly after he realized that he was in a line, Kefka was at the end of it.  The gatekeeper asked his name and the last syllable of his name had been spoken, a small electronic device and a pamphlet was thrust in his hands.  The mage stared confusedly for a second before turning on his heel and marching towards the entrance.  "Paixao...  Pfft, dumbest name for a place I've ever heard.  Fits this place perfectly!  Uwee-hee-hee!"