paixaorpg | I'm not the fool here.

Characters: Larxene and Timon
Content: Larxene has decided to have a little fun with Timon, under the guise of official business. Timon buys it, hook, line, and sinker.
Setting: PIMP.
Time: Some time after Timon's announcement on the message boards.
Warnings: Larxene is a warning unto herself. Do you really need to ask?

TwelthCharm (9:48:56 PM): Hee. So tell me, Timon...
TwelthCharm (9:49:20 PM): Who are those unfortunate souls who... don't remember a thing about themselves, hmm?
Meerkat Outcast (9:48:58 PM): Wouldn't you like to know.
TwelthCharm (9:49:48 PM): I would.
TwelthCharm (9:49:56 PM): Ve~ry much so.
TwelthCharm (9:50:12 PM): Or... Do you not know...?
Meerkat Outcast (9:50:02 PM): I... Might.
TwelthCharm (9:51:00 PM): Hee. Aww, how cute.
Meerkat Outcast (9:50:50 PM): ...
TwelthCharm (9:51:46 PM): What, still scared?
Meerkat Outcast (9:51:05 PM): No!
TwelthCharm (9:52:04 PM): Then let's talk. Openly.
TwelthCharm (9:52:17 PM): Like friends. Hmm?
Meerkat Outcast (9:52:16 PM): Friends? I'd never be friends with someone like you.
TwelthCharm (9:53:32 PM): Aww, I'm hurt Timon.
TwelthCharm (9:53:40 PM): Don't make me go looking for you. <3
TwelthCharm (9:54:12 PM): In case you hadn't noticed...
TwelthCharm (9:54:19 PM): Your strongest friend lost to me. <3
TwelthCharm (9:54:31 PM): What chance do you stand if I get... bored, hm?
Meerkat Outcast (9:54:01 PM): W-what are you doing to him?
Meerkat Outcast (9:54:03 PM): Where is he?
TwelthCharm (9:55:04 PM): Ah-ah-ahh~ My questions come first. <3
TwelthCharm (9:56:23 PM): Maybe if you're a good boy and answer them, I'll tell you about Laharl, hmm?
Meerkat Outcast (9:56:12 PM): ...
TwelthCharm (9:57:26 PM): So, who do you know has amnesia, hm?
Meerkat Outcast (9:58:18 PM): Ash, Jing, Lan...
TwelthCharm (9:59:29 PM): You're lying. <3
Meerkat Outcast (9:59:15 PM): N-... I... I'm not.
TwelthCharm (10:00:12 PM): You are.
TwelthCharm (10:00:31 PM): I'm not... stupid. Or did you mistakenly think I am?
TwelthCharm (10:00:47 PM): Aww, that hurts, Timon. I don't like hurting.
Meerkat Outcast (10:00:38 PM): Pfft, like you actually have feelings.
TwelthCharm (10:01:38 PM): Hee. Would you like to find out?
Meerkat Outcast (10:02:31 PM): Just tell me where my friends are already!
TwelthCharm (10:03:46 PM): My question, first?
TwelthCharm (10:04:07 PM): Or do I have to leave a mark on them too, for you to get the hint?
Meerkat Outcast (10:05:18 PM): Please don't hurt them. Please. I'll... You... T-t-... Take me instead.
TwelthCharm (10:06:54 PM): Answer my question, Timon.
Meerkat Outcast (10:07:22 PM): ...
Meerkat Outcast (10:07:48 PM): Can I get another question?
TwelthCharm (10:08:48 PM): Are you protecting someone, Timon?
Meerkat Outcast (10:09:26 PM): ...no
TwelthCharm (10:11:06 PM): Timon, have you ever seen a strong person break? Fall to the ground and do nothing more than sob?
TwelthCharm (10:11:18 PM): It's quite a sight.
TwelthCharm (10:12:01 PM): It'd be a pity for that to befall your friends.. Hee!
Meerkat Outcast (10:11:54 PM): Don't even lay a finger on them! If you do I swear I'll... I'll...!
TwelthCharm (10:13:10 PM): Answer the question.
Meerkat Outcast (10:13:43 PM): ... Rosette, Saitou, and Seta.
TwelthCharm (10:15:11 PM): I hope you're not still lying...
TwelthCharm (10:15:40 PM): Laharl's such a fragile boy... <3
Meerkat Outcast (10:15:18 PM): Why do you want to know anyway?
TwelthCharm (10:16:15 PM): Curiousity is my best friend. <3
Meerkat Outcast (10:16:13 PM): What are you gunna do with the names?
TwelthCharm (10:17:14 PM): Oh~ Report them to the mayor.
TwelthCharm (10:18:34 PM): You know. The usual.
Meerkat Outcast (10:18:41 PM): The mayor? What's he got to do with this?
TwelthCharm (10:20:18 PM): He is the law around here. Not a wannabe. <3
TwelthCharm (10:21:40 PM): He might know how to... fix this! Hehe.
Meerkat Outcast (10:20:54 PM): You call THAT a mayor?!
TwelthCharm (10:21:55 PM): Mmhmm.
Meerkat Outcast (10:21:13 PM): Fix the amnesia?
TwelthCharm (10:22:12 PM): Yu~p.
Meerkat Outcast (10:22:20 PM): ... Yeah right.
TwelthCharm (10:23:19 PM): Hee~ Well, then.
TwelthCharm (10:23:27 PM): I'll give Laharl your love for you.
TwelthCharm (10:23:37 PM): He's so cute when he's sobbing. <3
Meerkat Outcast (10:24:24 PM): Cut it out!
TwelthCharm (10:25:31 PM): You're the one playing games, Timon.
TwelthCharm (10:27:07 PM): If you play games, you have to be prepared to lose.
TwelthCharm (10:27:21 PM): Or... To let others lose for you. Hee!
Meerkat Outcast (10:29:27 PM): ... Y-you gotta take it out on others? Y-y-you afraid to f-f-f-face me?
TwelthCharm (10:30:55 PM): I'll be right over, then-- or you could just answer my question truthfully.
Meerkat Outcast (10:31:39 PM): ...
Meerkat Outcast (10:31:53 PM): There's five of 'em, I think.
Meerkat Outcast (10:32:29 PM): I don't know. I can't remember all their names.
TwelthCharm (10:33:49 PM): Tell me the names you do have, then.
Meerkat Outcast (10:35:10 PM): And then... What do I get for the names?
TwelthCharm (10:37:14 PM): I'll let you speak to Laharl~
Meerkat Outcast (10:38:21 PM): ...promise?
TwelthCharm (10:39:17 PM): Promise. <3
Meerkat Outcast (10:41:33 PM): There's some 'Itchy' guy. Itachi? Somethin' weird like that...
TwelthCharm (10:42:34 PM): Hehe, Itachi, hm?
Meerkat Outcast (10:43:47 PM): That's all I can really remember.
TwelthCharm (10:46:11 PM): Funny~ I remember seeing something on the message board...
Meerkat Outcast (10:45:53 PM): O-oh, eh, yeah... Eheheheh....
Meerkat Outcast (10:46:22 PM): There was that Garnet too
TwelthCharm (10:47:15 PM): Mmhmm?
Meerkat Outcast (10:46:41 PM): And THAT's all I know.
TwelthCharm (10:47:45 PM): Let me see, then...
TwelthCharm (10:48:24 PM): You spoke to Sora-- and yet you don't remember that he doesn't remember? Aww, Timon, you may be coming down with amnesia yourself!
Meerkat Outcast (10:49:53 PM): He's always like that.
TwelthCharm (10:50:59 PM): He always asks others if he knows them?
Meerkat Outcast (10:50:41 PM): Yeeeaah!
Meerkat Outcast (10:50:58 PM): Yeah see, he's into that whole 'past life thing'
TwelthCharm (10:52:04 PM): And he always pretends he doesn't know friends that he came into Paixao asking for? <3
Meerkat Outcast (10:51:57 PM): Thinkin' he's met them before in a former life and all this mystical do... Dah... Stuff... Mmm.
TwelthCharm (10:52:57 PM): Timon~
TwelthCharm (10:53:16 PM): When I finish with your friends, I'll be looking for you next. <3
TwelthCharm (10:53:37 PM): I'd... Hide! Hehehe...
Meerkat Outcast (10:53:08 PM): But you said!
TwelthCharm (10:54:09 PM): And you lied. <3 Deal's off.
TwelthCharm (10:55:19 PM): Thanks so much for your help, though.
Meerkat Outcast (10:56:01 PM): What?! You can't... I...
TwelthCharm (10:57:54 PM): Maybe it would be smart to stop claiming to know everything. Or... To stop drawing attention to yourself, hmm, soon-to-be mayor?
Meerkat Outcast (10:59:23 PM): You gunna take my memories now too?
TwelthCharm (11:00:27 PM): Yup. <3
TwelthCharm (11:00:49 PM): Have fun sleeping tonight~ Tomorrow, you won't remember.
Meerkat Outcast (11:03:24 PM): You... Used me.
TwelthCharm (11:04:40 PM): Hardly. <3
Meerkat Outcast (11:05:26 PM): ...w-wait a minute.
Meerkat Outcast (11:06:14 PM): If you were gunna take my memories, why would you ask me now for those names?
Meerkat Outcast (11:07:02 PM): Now you're lying!
TwelthCharm (11:08:04 PM): Why would I ask you for names if I already knew them?
TwelthCharm (11:08:08 PM): Think hard, Timon.
Meerkat Outcast (11:09:37 PM): I... I don't know. Why?
TwelthCharm (11:10:43 PM): Why not have a bit of fun before you become just like the rest?
Meerkat Outcast (11:11:47 PM): ... Ugh. What are you doing to them? Why are you keeping them?
TwelthCharm (11:12:48 PM): Bye, Timon. <3