paixaorpg | Admit?! There's nothing to admit! [Completed]

Character(s): Timon and Laharl
Content: Timon PIMs Laharl to continue their conversation from here. (And probably their last for awhile. *sniff*)
Setting: PIM aka PIMP!
Time: Sometime between Laharl leaving Timon's hospital room and when he (hopfully) meets with Ivan.
Warnings: Nada!

Meerkat Outcast: I know that there's a certain vassal that you like :P -no, not like, looooove.
MakainoSasayaki: .. Wha... I DO NOT!
Meerkat Outcast: We've been over this over a hundred times. You like her, and she probably likes you too. Why don't you just admit it to her?
MakainoSasayaki: There's nothing to admit!!!
MakainoSasayaki: How many times do I have to repeat that?
Meerkat Outcast: You should get her flowers or something.
MakainoSasayaki: She already has some... In her head.
MakainoSasayaki: Why would I want to do that anyways?
Meerkat Outcast: Because girls like that kinda junk. -not that flowers are ugly or anything. But, well, you know.
MakainoSasayaki: ... They do? I know the Love Freak does cause... well it's the Love Freak, but ... wait. Why the hell are you telling me this?!
Meerkat Outcast: So you can show her how you feel.
MakainoSasayaki: I don't FEEL anything for her, damnit!
Meerkat Outcast: That's not what you told me... Eh, well you did. But before denying it. ... -okay, you denied it before that too but you DID tell me once.
MakainoSasayaki: Er... I.. I don't remember what you're talking about!
Meerkat Outcast: Yes you do!
MakainoSasayaki: No I don't!
Meerkat Outcast: Liar.
MakainoSasayaki: Gah, whatever!
MakainoSasayaki: The point is, I'm not givin' the Love Freak flowers. That's stupid.
Meerkat Outcast: How about scorpions?
MakainoSasayaki: ... What?
MakainoSasayaki: What about them?
Meerkat Outcast: Give them to her. That's guaranteed to get her attention.
MakainoSasayaki: ...... What the hell kind of gift is that?
MakainoSasayaki: ... Not that I WANT to even give her a gift, because I have no reason to get her a gift!
Meerkat Outcast: It's a great gift!
Meerkat Outcast: Scorpion is one of the finest white meats out there.
Meerkat Outcast: I could really go for one of those about now...
MakainoSasayaki: ........ Riiiight.
MakainoSasayaki: Hmph. Even I know more about girls than you do. They like sweet crap... like pudding and stuff.
MakainoSasayaki: Stupid pudding...
Meerkat Outcast: Pudding? Are you kidding? What girl would ever want that?
MakainoSasayaki: Ask Etna about that, tch.
Meerkat Outcast: I CLEARLY know more about girls than you do.
MakainoSasayaki: Whatever.
MakainoSasayaki: I don't need to know more about girls anyways.
Meerkat Outcast: Of course you do. In case you hadn't noticed, you vassals aren't guys.
MakainoSasayaki: Obviously. So what?
Meerkat Outcast: Well you gotta know certain things when your dealing with 'em.
MakainoSasayaki: ... Is that right?
Meerkat Outcast: You gotta have 'the moves'.
Meerkat Outcast: The style. The looks.
MakainoSasayaki: Uh huh. And I suppose you have these things?
Meerkat Outcast: Well, I don't mean to brag...
MakainoSasayaki: ....
Meerkat Outcast: ...eh, heheheheh. So I won't!
MakainoSasayaki: Right.
MakainoSasayaki: Whatever. I'm the Supreme Overlord, the king. What more do I need?
Meerkat Outcast: A new kingdom.
MakainoSasayaki: Why would I want THAT?
Meerkat Outcast: Doesn't look you'll be returning to your old one any time soon. Besides, I got the feeling you were already planning to join the 'race for office' against that so called Mayor.
MakainoSasayaki: If I really wanted to take over this place, I'd have done it already.
MakainoSasayaki: Hmph, I'll only take over if I have something to actually gain from it.
Meerkat Outcast: What kind of excuse is that?
Meerkat Outcast: Gezz, even I could come up with somethin' better than that.
MakainoSasayaki: .....
Meerkat Outcast: Ah, whatever. I'm loggin' off. My great Mod duties call!
MakainoSasayaki: Hmhmhm... Riiight.
Meerkat Outcast: Carry on, commoner.
MakainoSasayaki: ...
MakainoSasayaki: You are such an idiot....
Meerkat Outcast: wkjtoiawjlgjaljtl!!!!
Meerkat Outcast: Oh yeah? Well... Takes one to know one!
MakainoSasayaki: Then you ought to get to know yourself better.
Meerkat Outcast: I know myself a lot better than you do.
Meerkat Outcast: ...yourself.
Meerkat Outcast: ...know.
Meerkat Outcast: ...I'm leaving!
MakainoSasayaki: Hmhmhm... Yeah, yeah.