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Content: Kaa enters Paixoa and meets a strange man-cub
Setting: Muspelheim
Time: midday
Warnings: None, yet
“If I never sssee that ssskinny little ssshrimp again it will be too sssoon!” muttered the disgruntled and hungry Kaa as he began straightening himself out from his most unpleasant fall. This was made all the more unpleasant by the distinct emptiness he felt in his stomach, “Ooh… my ss-sacroiliac.” he muttered, before continuing on into the under brush of the jungle. When he emerged a moment later he was shocked to see a distinct lack of trees. He paused to look around. Where had the jungle gone! Kaa was near panicking as he sighted a large domed structure, with a long line of blond haired humans standing outside of it in a line. Strange, he’d never seen humans this pale before… his stomach gave a rumble. “Hhmm, perhaps thisss can work to my advantage.” whispered Kaa as he quietly crept up to human at the end of the line.
“Exsscussse
“Hmm?” asked Kaa, wasn’t he the one that was supposed to be asking the questions? “You’re’ name!” the man sounded extremely exasperated, as if he had had to go through this routine many times already. Maybe if he answered him he’d get his answers so he said “My name isss Kaa. Where am I? What hasss happened to the jungle? There ssseemsss to have been a sssudden change of ssscenery.” He added the last sentence just so that he could he could say more words with the letter s. “You’re in Paixoa, There’s some brochures over there and I’m sure this will help you as well.” as he said this he handed Kaa a strange boxlike object, or at least he tried. Kaa made no attempt to take the object instead raising his “eyebrows” at the man and giving him an ‘are you mentally challenged look’. The man seemed to misunderstand the reason for Kaas’ exasperation because he quickly said “Oh!” and reached beneath the counter and pulled out another box thing, but this one had a circular cord attached to one corner and had a strange little “branch” growing from the side. The man quickly draped it over Kaas’ head so that it hung about his neck like a collar. Kaa quickly debated with himself whether or not he should hypnotize the man but decided against it. After all eating him in front of everybody would mark him as dangerous (he certainly didn’t want that!) and anyone this stupid couldn’t be of any use to him, at least not yet… So Kaa left the man and entered through the gate, not bothering with the brochures sense he wouldn’t be able to use them without some effort, and the serpent was in no mood to exert such at the moment. Kaas’ stomach rumbled again. “Hmmm, perhapsss it isss time for sssome hunting.” And with that he made his way into the city.
(ooc: sorry, I had to post in hurry.)
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“You new that I thought you were a girl and you let me? Doesssn’t that go againssst much of your’ human culture?” A second later he realized that this was a stupid question, Haku came from a very different part of the world and he’d already established that her-his, violent culture was very different than what Kaa was used to amongst humans.
He let his coils return to the roof, sighing as they went down and giving the impression of a deflating balloon. “Oncsse again I mussst asssk your’ forgivenessss. I’m sssure you have your’ reasssonsss.” Although what they were Kaa could only guess, although the idea that it could be advantageous for a weapon to confuse people did cross his mind though. He gave a small smile. “Well in that case I sssupossse it would be rude of me to reject your’ hossspitality.”
He proceeded to wrap himself around the man-cub, looping most of himself over the shoulders like some sort of snake skin poncho. He wrapped the rest of himself loosely around Hakus’ arms and legs, loosely, so as not to interfere with his movements. He had to adjust himself a few time so that he wouldn’t impede the boy in any way, although a century of habit made it difficult to resist. Soon, he had himself positioned so that his head rose above the boys’ by about a foot, allowing him to look about freely and still speak comfortably with Haku.
“Well then man-cub, hanging in there?” He chuckled at his pathetic pun.
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