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Character(s): Kaa, Haku, anyone else?[Unknown site tag]
Content: Kaa enters Paixoa and meets a strange man-cub
Setting: Muspelheim
Time: midday
Warnings: None, yet

“If I never sssee that ssskinny little ssshrimp again it will be too sssoon!” muttered the disgruntled and hungry Kaa as he began straightening himself out from his most unpleasant fall. This was made all the more unpleasant by the distinct emptiness he felt in his stomach, “Ooh… my ss-sacroiliac.” he muttered, before continuing on into the under brush of the jungle. When he emerged a moment later he was shocked to see a distinct lack of trees. He paused to look around. Where had the jungle gone! Kaa was near panicking as he sighted a large domed structure, with a long line of blond haired humans standing outside of it in a line. Strange, he’d never seen humans this pale before… his stomach gave a rumble. “Hhmm, perhaps thisss can work to my advantage.” whispered Kaa as he quietly crept up to human at the end of the line.

“Exsscussse me.” said Kaa, planning to lock his hypnotic gaze with the humans as soon as the creature turned to see who had addressed him. But the human’s reaction was not what Kaa had expected. “Oh, hello there. How may I help you?” The human hadn’t even flinched at coming eye to eye with the enormous snake! That set Kaa back a little bit. “Well, what do you want?” asked the human, a little impatiently. “Ummm…” Kaa had certainly not expected any verbal aggression from a creature such as this. With a sigh the human continued “Look just wait your’ turn in line, the guy up front will be with you then.” He said this with the air of someone who knew that this was the answer to all of life’s’ questions. It was the certainty in his voice that prompted Kaa to do just that, besides, he could always eat the man later. Some time later Kaa finally arrived at the front of the line. Just as Kaa was about to ask if there was a reason wasted his time by waiting in the line the blonde behind the desk asked “Name?”

“Hmm?” asked Kaa, wasn’t he the one that was supposed to be asking the questions? “You’re’ name!” the man sounded extremely exasperated, as if he had had to go through this routine many times already. Maybe if he answered him he’d get his answers so he said “My name isss Kaa. Where am I? What hasss happened to the jungle? There ssseemsss to have been a sssudden change of ssscenery.” He added the last sentence just so that he could he could say more words with the letter s. “You’re in Paixoa, There’s some brochures over there and I’m sure this will help you as well.” as he said this he handed Kaa a strange boxlike object, or at least he tried. Kaa made no attempt to take the object instead raising his “eyebrows” at the man and giving him an ‘are you mentally challenged look’. The man seemed to misunderstand the reason for Kaas’ exasperation because he quickly said “Oh!” and reached beneath the counter and pulled out another box thing, but this one had a circular cord attached to one corner and had a strange little “branch” growing from the side. The man quickly draped it over Kaas’ head so that it hung about his neck like a collar. Kaa quickly debated with himself whether or not he should hypnotize the man but decided against it. After all eating him in front of everybody would mark him as dangerous (he certainly didn’t want that!) and anyone this stupid couldn’t be of any use to him, at least not yet… So Kaa left the man and entered through the gate, not bothering with the brochures sense he wouldn’t be able to use them without some effort, and the serpent was in no mood to exert such at the moment. Kaas’ stomach rumbled again. “Hmmm, perhapsss it isss time for sssome hunting.” And with that he made his way into the city.

(ooc: sorry, I had to post in hurry.)

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Haku watched as Kaa made his way onto the roof with an ease that made him wonder if the serpent did these things often. Once Kaa had settled himself, the effeminate shinobi shifted to sit on the roof, rather than crouch. He probably wasn't going to be leaving for a while, so there was no reason to make his limbs ache from holding such a position for so long.

Haku smiled at Kaa and looked thoughtful at his question. "To be honest, I've lost track. It's been months, though, I'm sure." Haku looked out at the Gate. "This isn't my village. But I don't know if I want to go back to mine..."