paixaorpg | Beauty vs Brains and other stuff... [Complete]

Character(s): Timon, Kir
Content: Timon feels the need to clarify a few things...
Setting: PIMP'd!
Time: Sometime parallel to this thread and following this snark
Warnings: Err... cute ending?

Meerkat Outcast: ...sorry for being so 'charming'.
LostWingsKir: I'll live.
Meerkat Outcast: Good.
Meerkat Outcast: Cuz I won't be cuttin' you any slack, even if I kinda feel sorry for you being stuck lookin' like that.
LostWingsKir: It's got advantages. Thumbs, for instance.
Meerkat Outcast: Yeah, height too. I thought the toes were... Uh, neat.
LostWingsKir: Yeah, they wiggle. It's kinda weird.
Meerkat Outcast: And there's so many of them!
LostWingsKir: And it's all disproportioned. Limbs are too long.
LostWingsKir: And you can't bend right. Can't curl up to go to sleep without jabbing yourself with something.
Meerkat Outcast: I hear you there.
LostWingsKir: But... you know, all that would be bearable if it wasn't for having lost my wings.
LostWingsKir: I, er... might've forgotten to mention to Jing about not having them anymore.
Meerkat Outcast: Will he ever be surprised, hu? The look on his face, ha ha ha!
LostWingsKir: I'm sort of hoping it'll wear off before he gets here, like it did for you.
Meerkat Outcast: Oh.
Meerkat Outcast: ... Well, I'm sure it will.
LostWingsKir: See, that's the way to go. Positive thinking. Anyway, while I'm waiting, I'm going to put that chart of letters in a journal message so only you can read it. That way if you ever want to practise or something, and you don't want anyone else to know, you can just pretend like you're reading something else.
Meerkat Outcast: That has got to be THEE... best idea I've heard from you -aside from the whole hospital tid-bit, but you know... Why didn't I think of that?
LostWingsKir: If you got all the beauty, I guess I had to have gotten some of the brains.
Meerkat Outcast: You mean it's startin' to rub off?
Meerkat Outcast: I could be getting dumber by the second!
Meerkat Outcast: If it's just coming off like this... What do I do? What do I do?!
LostWingsKir: Yeah yeah! Ham it up, why dontcha? Maybe I just stole it from you instead.
LostWingsKir: That is what we do, after all.
Meerkat Outcast: H-hey! You can't steal that! I'm too smart to be out-conned.
LostWingsKir: Well, I don't steal from friends anyway. So you ain't got much to worry about.
Meerkat Outcast: Friends? You mean... Me?
LostWingsKir: ...
Meerkat Outcast: Hmm...
Meerkat Outcast: Well! I only let share a bit of my many gifts with a few animals.
Meerkat Outcast: If they're lucky.
LostWingsKir: Ah. Lucky them, hmm?
Meerkat Outcast: Of course they're lucky!
Meerkat Outcast: Weren't you listening to what I said?
Meerkat Outcast: Gezz... Over grown feather duster.
LostWingsKir: ... you really need to work on your terms of endearment, but... thanks, I guess?
Meerkat Outcast: ...yeah.
Meerkat Outcast: Uh, anyway. I'm turning this thing off now.