Surrounded by Idiots [Completed]

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Character(s): Ansem, Kadaj, Cloud, Hojo, Vicious
Content: Ansem arrives to smack a bitch see what all the commotion is about and interview Vicious.
Setting: Fortress of Darkniss™
Time: Tuesday afternoon
Warnings: Villain-anger, slapstick, fluff




Ansem was feeling the best he'd felt since his humiliating defeat at the hands of the Keyblade master as he made his way down to the great hall to meet his guest.

His guest was not there, however, and Ansem's temper kindled as he realised that stooge had, for no conceivable reason, led the mercenary down to the lower level. Everything on the lower level was classified. There were to be no strangers down there. Any fool would no that.

But apparently this one hadn't.

He supposed it was no great loss. Whether the mercenary agreed to work for him willingly or not, he would not be leaving these walls again but under Ansem's will.

When he reached the lower level and saw the signs of a struggle, the utter...disarray, and filth from out of doors that had gotten into his pristine laboratory, Ansem was immediately furious. Apparently a child's errand was too much responsibility for the scientist. And whoever was responsible for this mess was going to pay.

Turning a corner, he came upon an unusual sight: the unwanted jester sprawled out on the floor looking like a drowned rat, his spectacles askew as he glared at a strange shirtless man slumped half-dead against one wall.

This was unacceptable within his carefully-ordered domain. Completely unacceptable.

"Mr. Hojo!" Ansem growled. "What is the meaning of this?"

Comments

To Ansem~

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Kadaj was quite frankly fascinated by Ansem's little plan. His older brother, experimented on and made into a new type of... what was it, "Heartless?" Possibility of death... heh. He was begining to think that it sounded like such a better option than simply killing him like he had originally planned, so he smiled approvingly down at Ansem.

"I don't know if this 'Darkness' you talk about is from Mother, but it's definitely a possibility. I don't like the idea of any of her cells being experimented on any further, but my dear older brother lost any and all right to them the moment he turned his back on her. With that in mind... I wouldn't mind at all if you went along with your plan."

He thought of something suddenly and his smile turned slightly wicked. "I have only one condition... can I watch?"

To Kadaj <3333

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So his pet did have some connection to this "Mother" as well... Something about these cells Kadaj was so eager to find. Could he have been injected with them, perhaps? Was this "Mother" in fact some sort of Virus?

Fascinating.

Unfortunately, he could hardly ask his little peacock for confirmation. Ansem did not want to risk making him suspicious.

For now, he had permission to experiment, and that was all he needed.

Well, perhaps not all...

The wicked smile only made the boy's beautiful features that much more attractive. Ansem's lips curved in a sly smile in response.

"Nothing would please me more," he purred, leaning up to kiss the devious little prince.

Just then, the computer chimed, indicating one of Ansem's message board queries had received a new message. He leaned over and brought up the journal's mailbox.

The weather mage was in place, it seemed. He quickly sent her word that he was on his way.

"My love..." he smiled deviously, turning back to Kadaj, "how would you like to join me in procuring a new test subject? It might prove...amusing."