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Character(s): The Corinthian, Xigbar
Content: over the pimp they talk about nothing in particular
Setting: PIMP
Time: Afternoon (is that okay, Aud?)
Warnings: Some swearing.


sniperchat: Y HALLO THAR STRANGER
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: Who the fuck?
sniperchat: I'm Nobody.
ora_serrata: Right. Nobody.
sniperchat: Yes, Nobody
ora_serrata: Who the fuck is Nobody?
sniperchat: Wouldn't you like to know
ora_serrata: No, actually I wouldn't.
sniperchat: Oh really?
ora_serrata: No. I don't give a damn about you.
sniperchat: Ah well, and here i was with a bit of... information.
sniperchat: No questions?
ora_serrata: ... I bet you're bluffing.
sniperchat: Aha.
sniperchat: Does the term VIP mean anything to you?
ora_serrata: Very Intrusive Prick?
sniperchat: Your wit is as sharp as my toothpick
ora_serrata: Don't hurt yourself.
sniperchat: Aww, how sweet of you to care
ora_serrata: ...
sniperchat: i heard you have three mouths
sniperchat: a rather interesting trait if you ask me
ora_serrata: Oh? Where'd you hear that?
sniperchat: a word here and there
ora_serrata: Maybe they lied to you.
sniperchat: my sources are very reliable, i'm tellin' ya
ora_serrata: I don't have three mouths.
sniperchat: How many eyes do you have then?
ora_serrata: Two, why would I have any other number?
sniperchat: dunno. but there are rather strange queer folk these days
ora_serrata: Like you?
sniperchat: i am a rather strange Nobody
sniperchat: Being a Nobody like me is rather strange in itself
ora_serrata: And what's a Nobody?
sniperchat: A Nobody. As simple as that
ora_serrata: ...Uhhuh.
sniperchat: Ah.. what's his face. Dream, right?
ora_serrata: ......
ora_serrata: What about Dream?
sniperchat: Well, I'm sure your creator wouldn't be very happy knowing the little naughty things y'have been doing around Paixao
ora_serrata: He... he cbjkrejcwcwevcwekwhcvbcrebckwcwbe k
ora_serrata: What do YOU know?
sniperchat: A lot more than most
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: meaning?
sniperchat: More than the most people around here
ora_serrata: Care to share?
sniperchat: aka the mindless blonde idiots
ora_serrata: .....what about the non-blondes?
sniperchat: Most of them
sniperchat: Probabl' around hrm.. twelve that know around the same bit i do.
sniperchat: Or actually. Take that back. Eleven.
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: Tell me.
sniperchat: Oh~ what? Didn't you say a while back I'm probably bluffing?
ora_serrata: ...fuck you
sniperchat: Been there, done that
ora_serrata: Fuck you again with a rusty knife.
ora_serrata: And tell me.
sniperchat: Interested now, aren't we?
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: Yes.
sniperchat: before we begin to discuss any more fucking,
sniperchat: it seems we got on the wrong foot here
ora_serrata: Oh. Sure we did.
sniperchat: We did.
ora_serrata: And?
sniperchat: Just saying. I'm above you-- and you don't seem to completely understand
ora_serrata: Nobody is above me.
ora_serrata: ...fuck you, don't even start.
sniperchat: There are hrm... at least six people above you.
ora_serrata: ... why six?
sniperchat: Because I said so.
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: ...
sniperchat: It's a rather interesting history-- six and eleven i mean.
ora_serrata: ... what are you talking about?
sniperchat: Why. I'm obviously talking about the number six and the number eleven
ora_serrata: ...which are...?
sniperchat: Numbers.
sniperchat: Where did ya get your education? Jeez.
ora_serrata: ...I know that they're numbers.
ora_serrata: What is their importance?
sniperchat: Like I'd tell you
ora_serrata: ...so you're just going to taunt me.
sniperchat: Aw, you make me sound like a bad person.
sniperchat: And I'm not even a person.
sniperchat: Technically.
ora_serrata: Right, you're a Nobody.
ora_serrata: Whatever the Hell that means.
sniperchat: A Nobody is nothing. They're empty.
ora_serrata: If you're empty why do you even exist?
sniperchat: "To search for a great cause"
sniperchat: Dunno. We're not even supposed to be the hell here.
sniperchat: Nah. Actually. We are supposed to be in Paixao but, Paixao's a different story.
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: you don't make any sense.
sniperchat: O RLY?
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: Fuck. You.
sniperchat: This again? Jeez, don't you get tired of fucking?
ora_serrata: Don't you know the meaning of the figure of speech?
sniperchat: Of course I do. I use it all the time.
sniperchat: Just not with the same person.
sniperchat: Or thing. Whatever it is these idiots are.
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: You don't make any sense.
sniperchat: We confirmed this a while back. Something new maybe?
ora_serrata: Like?
sniperchat: Questions?
sniperchat: Don't tell me y'don't have any questions.
ora_serrata: Six and Eleven are numbers. What else is a number?
sniperchat: Thirteen.
ora_serrata: ...okay, screw the numbers.
ora_serrata: What is Paixao. Besides a place?
sniperchat: Aw man, y'guys already figured out it's a place.
ora_serrata: yeah. Whoopee.
sniperchat: A lot smarter than the last batch of dickheads
ora_serrata: ...last batch?
sniperchat: Technically there was no last batch but, y'know one can remember
ora_serrata: What?
sniperchat: Let's just say memories are a beautiful thing.
ora_serrata: Depends on who's they are.
sniperchat: Pfft. Getting philosophical now.
ora_serrata: Maybe,
sniperchat: It's much more simpler than that.
ora_serrata: You're dead?
sniperchat: HAHA Y'wish
sniperchat: I'm not dead but not exactly living either
ora_serrata: Limbo.
sniperchat: OOOOH LIMBO.
sniperchat: I heard about that place. Some idiots are obsessed with that place.
ora_serrata: Right, I forgot. Nobody.
ora_serrata: How stupid of me.
sniperchat: Very stupid.
ora_serrata: Gee, it's just so obvious.
sniperchat: I wish they'd get some good, strong hearted people so I can beat the shit out 'em but it just doesn't happen.
sniperchat: Pity
ora_serrata: You look for people to beat the shit out of?
sniperchat: Somewhat. It's a pasttime
ora_serrata: Guess people don't last very long, hm?
sniperchat: Yep.
sniperchat: Or at least, few put up a good fight. Kinda boring.
ora_serrata: Poor you.
sniperchat: But, I'm looking foward to sticking around Paixao. Might get a show, y'know?
ora_serrata: Probably not.
sniperchat: Never know. Paixao has a lot of weird people.
sniperchat: You... Kadaj... Those type of people.
ora_serrata: ...You're a voyeur.
sniperchat: Quite a statement.
sniperchat: What do you know about me to say such a thing?
ora_serrata: You watch people and get off on it.
sniperchat: Y'seen me?
ora_serrata: No.
sniperchat: You newcomings are rude. Gotta know your place.
ora_serrata: Yeah, right.
sniperchat: Bet half of you couldn't say it to my face.
ora_serrata: Yeah? We'll find out eventually.
sniperchat: Maybe, maybe not.
ora_serrata: Say, what color are your eyes?
sniperchat: Eyes? what eyes?
ora_serrata: I assume you have eyes.
sniperchat: I don't have eyes,
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: everyone has eyes.
sniperchat: Not necessarily more than one
ora_serrata: Right. Eye, then.
ora_serrata: What color is it?
sniperchat: Yellow, amber-ish.
sniperchat: Sound tasty?
ora_serrata: ...Oh?
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: who said anything about tasty?
sniperchat: Y'eat eyes. Just saying~
ora_serrata: I do not.
sniperchat: Pfft.
sniperchat: Be a good little boy and stop lying.
ora_serrata: I'm not lying.
sniperchat: I'm sure you sick of seeing all these blue-eyed people around here
ora_serrata: ...they're an eyesore.
sniperchat: Of course. If I had half the mind to eat blue-eyed mindless idiots daily, I'd get sick of it too
ora_serrata: ... I don't eat them.
sniperchat: Then what DO you do with eyes?
ora_serrata: Who said I do anything with them?
sniperchat: Why, I did. As did some other little birdies I've been talking to.
ora_serrata: ...other little birdies?
ora_serrata: Who?
sniperchat: Y'wanna know?
ora_serrata: Yes.
sniperchat: It's from a little birdie called, "I'm not going to fuckin' tell you"
sniperchat: Don't want to spill too many beans in one day
ora_serrata: ...
ora_serrata: Tell the little birdie to go fuck itself in the eye with a fork.
sniperchat: Aw, but then I'd have to fuck more than a dozen people.
ora_serrata: Haven't got the stamina?
sniperchat: Haven't got the time in my schedule
ora_serrata: ...tch.
sniperchat: You've tried?
ora_serrata: No.
sniperchat: So you wouldn't know jackshit.
ora_serrata: Have you?
sniperchat: And why would I talk about who I fuck in my spare time?
ora_serrata: Sharing is caring.
sniperchat: Don't make me laugh!
ora_serrata: Don't believe it?
sniperchat: I've got word of honor of several. I half believe it.
ora_serrata: Word of honor. Why do I doubt that?
sniperchat: Dunno
ora_serrata: I can't get a straight answer out of you, can I?
ora_serrata: This is a waste of time.

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