"Little Red Riding Hood? You? Hah!" She couldn't but laugh at the name he had given himself. Either he had one heck of a sense of humor, or was he just completely and utterly insane. Whatever the reason was, she "liked" him already and hoped that it would continue.

"Oh I'm not a stranger; I'm the lumberjack that's going to keep you safe from that mean old wolf!" If the main charater of that story could have her gender switched, then why couldn't he? "Poor Little Red Riding Hood, all alone with nobody to guide you back to grandma's house." She began to get closer to him... her grin never fading the slightest bit.

"But don't worry, I'll keep you safe and take you back. If you're a good little boy that is."