A New Shop? [Completed]

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Characters: Marluxia, Demyx, anyone unfortunate enough to stumble across them.
Content: The duo go on an adventure. In a porn store. Shhh.
Setting: Estale a Cereja [L6]
Time: Saturday Afternoon
Warning: They're at a porn store. What do you expect?

Marluxia hadn't even had the time to say "What the hell do you think you're doing?" before being jumped on by his less intelletual companion. Had he the chance, he would have very much argued it. But unfortunately, his colleague was quite the "do things and PRETEND to regret them later~" type.

Unfortunately.

So, without the time to steady himself with the added weight of Demyx, Marluxia had waited to fall over AFTER there were no comfortable chairs to land on. Instead, there was a nice, hard, unforgiving sidewalk.

Needless to say, it hurt. A lot. So after much blaring pain and a trying to refocus his eyes, he glared at the Nobody on top of him from his position on the ground. At least he had landed on his back, if he wanted a silver lining.

"Would you mind getting off of me, pookie?" The last word was obviously dripping with irritation.

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Needless to say, a Nobody would know that a simple touch on the shoulder would be enough to drag Marluxia with him via teleportation.

But srsly, Demyx clearly wasn't one for logic. Logic was so last six years ago, anyway.

And hell, as long as he wasn't the one landed on when they collapsed on the floor? He would've gladly laid all over the latter for the rest of the day and pretend that he was a Cataleptic. They're usually the ones that get pitied the most and get the most money thrown at anyway~

"Oh, but your face actually doesn't look that bad at this angle, my darling honeysuckle."

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"You're lucky you're on my good side, cupcake, because any other way and you would be dead. A second time. Permanently."

It was almost funny - in a sad way, not a ha-ha way - that this pretty much happened every time they went somewhere different. Marluxia remained pretty much unamused. For the moment.

"I could as easily throw you off. I'm trying to be nice." Sarcasm? Never.