Needless to say, a Nobody would know that a simple touch on the shoulder would be enough to drag Marluxia with him via teleportation.

But srsly, Demyx clearly wasn't one for logic. Logic was so last six years ago, anyway.

And hell, as long as he wasn't the one landed on when they collapsed on the floor? He would've gladly laid all over the latter for the rest of the day and pretend that he was a Cataleptic. They're usually the ones that get pitied the most and get the most money thrown at anyway~

"Oh, but your face actually doesn't look that bad at this angle, my darling honeysuckle."