http://paixaonpcs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] paixaonpcs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg 2006-04-22 05:05 am (UTC)

[ooc: Actually, that was Mario. XD]

Less than five minutes later, there was the sound of a large elephant slowly descending the stairs. Soon another very large man came into view.

If pressed to find the difference between the two very large men, one might have perhaps said that this very large man looked to possess merely the strength of three men instead of the first man's ten. His blond handlebar moustache was also a bit unkempt compared to that of the first.

"EH?!" this new very large man yelled, swiping a meaty hand over his groggy-looking face. "WHY YOU GOTTA YELL WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING?! ALL THE TIME YELLING! YOU KNOW I GOTTA SLEEP AFTER I STAY UP LAST NIGHT FIX-A MACHINE FOR YOUR WIFE!"

At this point, he was behind the counter and shouting into the doorway through which the first very large man had disappeared. "Oh no you GIVE me-a evil eye, Mario! You give your brother a evil eye?" And, gesticulating furiously, he burst into a bout of foreign expletives that nearly turned the air blue. There was a responsive round of expletives and yelling from the first man within, and their shouting grew louder and louder until it looked certain they would come to blows.

Then, suddenly it was over as soon as it had started. With one last gesture recognisable in any language, the new very large man turned to look over the customers, remembering to smile just a few moments too late. "Sorry you gotta see that," he apologised. "My brother Mario, because he was born two minutes earlier than me think he can run my life."

One last outburst from the back room seemed to answer this statement, and the very large man in front of them had another universal gesture of his own which ended the conversation once and for all.

He turned back to Seifer and Selphie with a sheepish grin. "Eh, family. What you gonna do?

"So. What you got for me, ah?" He peered down at the counter, apparently noticing Chii for the first time. "You bring a naked girl in my store?" And he turned around to shout over his shoulder. "You so funny, Mario! Call me down from a nap to take a look at a naked girl!"

"She a robot, estupido!" the answer came from the back over the banging of the giant hammer.

"A robot, ah?" Luigi turned back to look more closely at Chii. "Ahhhh. She a real good robot, eh? Where you find such a good robot, signore?" And then a suspicious look crossed his face. "This robot, how come she got no clothes?" He lifted up the edge of Seifer's jacket and peered beneath, raising an eyebrow.

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