"You could try th' messageboard. Worked last time, didn't it?"

'Last time' here being the time Tifa had put up her hiring call, but details. It had worked and that was the most important thing right. After all, he wasn't about to offer his services up anytime soon - he and the kitchen were on... tenuous terms at best. He could make enough of the more basic things to keep himself fed, but start asking him to go past that and 'disaster' was the least of the applicable terms.

He could, however, mix pretty much any drink you'd heard of and possibly some you hadn't but that wouldn't exactly solve the problem at hand.