"Yeah sure, ignore the parrot. Not like I'm HERE or anything! The way you two act it's like I don't even exist! Not that I'm hurt by this or anything, of course not. I mean, who wouldn't want to be ignored? It's the best thing since sliced bread!"

Iago made no attempt to hide the sarcasm...not that he had done so any of the other times he'd ever opened his beak.