The Happiest Place On Earth?

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Character(s): Genie and Death
Content: Genie enters Paixao surprised to meet up with Death of all people in what he believes is still Disney World.
Setting: Vanaheim
Time: Afternoon
Warnings: None!

This wasn't the line to see Animal Kingdom's 'Tree Of Life', was it? Last he could recall, there was only one tree, not two. The fourteen-story masterpiece had been sculpted by more than a dozen artisans, the swirling tapestry holding over three hundred animal carvings. This work of art held none. Perhaps the attraction was under reconstruction?

Taking a place in line, the rather perplexing blue being summoned a map of Disney's Animal Kingdom in hopes to locate his destination. Perhaps this was a new installment they had yet to add to their park map? He was almost certain he was on 'Discovery Island'. After 'Donald's Safari Breakfast', he had been just pumped to explore the rest of 'Africa' before heading down to Discovery Island. Ah, yes, all you can eat Mickey Waffles, scrambled eggs, and honey glazed-ham. He was stuffed after that meal.

After applying plenty of suntan lotion, throwing on a pair of flip flops, his Goofy baseball cap, and ugliest beach shirt he owned, he was ready to go. Now all that was left to figure out was his- 

"Name?" came a rather ennui voice from behind the genies his map.

Confused, he slowly brought his map down to find himself before a tall booth. Ah, a park entrance, no doubt. Must be for security reasons or something. He shrugged.

"Well hello to you too!" he greeted warmly, a large smile stretching across his lips with ease. "How are you on this simply gorgeous day? I heard it was supposed to rain today but thankfully all those storm clouds got out here! Now it's nothing but beautiful sun. Speaking of which, are you getting sun enough sun today?

The man quirked an eyebrow, pausing for only a moment. This guy was just so... Happy. Hardly anyone was pleased to find themselves here, it made for an unusual change. "Yeah, sure. Can I have your name?"

"Certainly! You can call me Genie. It's spelled 'G' as in George, not 'J' as in 'Jhon', 'E' as in 'Egypt' which I had the pleasure of seeing just last week, 'N' as in 'nacarat', a bright orange-red colour if you're unfamiliar with it, 'E' again as in 'eBay', an online alternative to traditional collecting where 'mint condition' means only kinda-"

"I'll figure it out." the blonde interrupted, irritably glaring down at his paperwork as he scribbled over it fiercely.

"Hey," Genie began, suddenly seen just barely peaking over the mans desk inside the booth, similar to how a child would. "Whatcha doin', grumpy gills?"

Surprised by this, the poor citizen leapt from his chair. "GAH! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!"

Catching the man in his arms, the genie chuckled. "I used the door."

The citizen began to kick in protest, wishing to be placed down. He granted the gentleman's request, soon leading to finding himself being pushed out of the booth. "You can't be in here, get out! Get out!"

"But I'm just need directions to 'The Tree Of Life'!" he protested, pointing to the map in his hand. In response, the citizen only shoved a blue device into his hands before giving him one final shove out of the booth and slamming the door.

Returning to the front of the booth, Genie opened his mouth to ask a similar question. However, before he could so much as let a sound out, the man behind the glass window pulled the blind down reading in large, bold letters 'closed'.

"And here I thought this was the happiest place on earth." he said to himself before wandering into the city.