http://theycallmejayne.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] theycallmejayne.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaorpg2007-01-05 03:09 am

...WTF? [Active]

Character(s): Jayne Cobb, Anyone who feels like saying hello.
Content: Jayne arrives at Paixao, and starts swearing.
Setting: Joutenheim Gate
Time: Afternoon
Warnings: Jayne has quite a mouth on him. A mouth that likes to swear and spout forth death threats. He also likes to say extremely rude things in both English and Chinese. Please beware.


He looked at the river, the sky, the domes, and wondered just what the fuck was going on.

Jayne stood right next to the river in absolute shock, not having ever seen so much water in his life. He had been on numerous planets, ones on the very edge of the galaxy, and seen a few further in, but none of them had so much water. Terra forming planets tended to leave them dry, barren things, and the one he grew up on had been a small dust bowl. To see it all just right there, flowing freely, was impressive. It was almost enough to stun him out of the extreme anger he felt.

Almost.

"Where the hell am I?" Jayne wondered out loud. This didn't make any sense, rightly. Last thing he remembered was heading to bed in his bunk after fighting with that asshole Simon, but when he woke up he was here.

Shit, did Mal ditch him on some planet as a prank?

"Hun dan." He swore out loud, running a hand through his hair, grabbing his hat when he realized it was up there. This was quite a situation he was in. A quick check over his person made him realize he was unarmed, too. This simply wouldn't do. "C'mon Mal it's dishonorable to strand a man without his fuckin' gun.." He grumbled, trying to get a head for where he was. Glancing at the domes again, he frowned when he saw the line forming to get in.

Well hell. Getting into a fancy dome like that? There was bound to be plenty of expensive shit to steal. Domes were a sure sign of a richer community, and this place didn't look terraformed at all. Had to be some wealthy people living in there.

So he got in line with everyone else, making the occasional rude comment when the guy standing behind him got too friendly, until he finally reached the front. Some crazy looking guy behind the counter gave him a bored look before asking for his name. "Kiki LaRue." He replied without thinking, not about to give some person he didn't know his name. The man scribbled it down before waving him over to the next weird looking guy. Jayne really hoped he wasn't going to have to repeat himself, and was delighted when the guy just gave him something and waved him into the city.

Eyeing the little device in his hands, he decided to figure it out later and shoved it in his jacket pocket. Glancing around, he smirked when he saw his assumption had been correct. This place had to be loaded with cash. Hah. Fuck Mal and those Tam brats. He was going to be rich!

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