How did you even find this name? [AIM log, completed]

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Character(s): Marluxia, Demyx.
Content: Demyx is like "WTF DID YOU LEAVE ME" and Marluxia just... bitches.
Time: Sunday evening, after the scene with Axel.
Warnings: Bitching FTW.

[21:08] Above Soap: HAY YOU BASTARD WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!
[21:08] eleventhscythe: ...
[21:08] eleventhscythe: Oh great.
[21:09] Above Soap: You know I'm a nice guy about these things... unless it involves DEATH. >/
[21:09] Above Soap: WHICH IT DID.
[21:09] eleventhscythe: Well, apparently you're not dead yet.
[21:09] eleventhscythe: Claps for you.
[21:09] Above Soap: That's not true! You have no proof!
[21:10] eleventhscythe: You're a ghost typing on a computer, then.
[21:10] Above Soap: That's not true either!
[21:10] eleventhscythe: Then what?
[21:11] Above Soap: I haven't quite figured that far yet...
[21:12] eleventhscythe: I'm not surprised.
[21:14] Above Soap: And I'm not surprised that you high tailed your fat ass to some street corner! >/
[21:15] eleventhscythe: I didn't feel like dying.
[21:15] eleventhscythe: ...a second time.
[21:16] Above Soap: So you'd rather be stripped of your DIGNITY?
[21:16] Above Soap: GOD YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WAITED A SECOND MORE SO I COULD'VE DISAPPEARED FIRST AND THEY GET YOU INSTEAD
[21:17] eleventhscythe: They?
[21:17] Above Soap: Yeah. That other kid with the silver hair was there.
[21:17] Above Soap: Except he had.. a hula skirt on.
[21:18] Above Soap: Figures he'd end up like that after Ansem got to him. >:[
[21:18] eleventhscythe: ....that's odd.
[21:21] Above Soap: Yeah. There probably should've been more damage to you, but you were already messed up in the first place.
[21:22] eleventhscythe: Coming from you, that has no meaning.
[21:23] Above Soap: Coming from YOU, that has no meaning either. >:[
[21:23] eleventhscythe: I'm so insulted.
[21:24] Above Soap: Yeah, I am too. :[ So are you gonna apologize?
[21:24] eleventhscythe: Do you really expect me to?
[21:24] Above Soap: Yup~
[21:24] eleventhscythe: ...then no, I'm not going to.
[21:24] Above Soap: WHY NOT? ;_;
[21:25] eleventhscythe: Because I've nothing to be sorry for.
[21:25] Above Soap: Even when you hurt my FEELINGS? D:
[21:25] eleventhscythe: Or your lack thereof?
[21:26] Above Soap: YEAH YOU KNOW THAT HURT. >/
[21:26] Above Soap: Like looking at your FACE.
[21:26] Above Soap: Cant you at least apologize for that??
[21:27] eleventhscythe: I could if I wanted to.
[21:28] Above Soap: Pleaaaase? :[
[21:28] eleventhscythe: Why is it so important for me to apologize?
[21:29] Above Soap: Because I was like SCARED SHITLESS for like 10 whole minutes. >/
[21:30] eleventhscythe: Cry me a river.
[21:33] Above Soap: I'll make a river just for you. <3
[21:34] Above Soap: AND DROWN YOU IN IT. >/
[21:34] eleventhscythe: It's nice to see you still care.
[21:36] Above Soap: I know, but I cant be all giving all the time. :[
[21:36] eleventhscythe: Of course not.
[21:36] eleventhscythe: I can't expect too much of you.
[21:36] Above Soap: Same same. >/
[21:37] eleventhscythe: So good to see we agree.
[21:39] Above Soap: Not really, I still feel crappy. :[
[21:39] eleventhscythe: Aww. Poor baby.
[21:39] Above Soap: Are you being sarcastic, sir?
[21:40] eleventhscythe: Of course not, baby.
[21:42] Above Soap: Man, and I thought I'd be good at tracking these things. >/
[21:42] eleventhscythe: The thought of you being good at anything is surprising.
[21:46] Above Soap: Well, you know how surprising I can be. 8B
[21:46] eleventhscythe: Unfortunately.
[21:52] Above Soap: Don't be hatin'. D; I only do what I'm best at
[21:54] eleventhscythe: Which isn't much.
[21:55] Above Soap: I'm good at a lot of things! You just dont pay attention when I do. :[
[21:55] eleventhscythe: Like what?
[22:07] Above Soap: Like sweeping you off your feet when dancing. 8B
[22:08] eleventhscythe: I was afraid you had forgotten already.
[22:09] Above Soap: And why would I do that? D:
[22:09] eleventhscythe: Because it's something to be expected of you.
[22:10] Above Soap: Well, expect differently. >/ Because I DO remember.
[22:10] eleventhscythe: Good.
[22:11] eleventhscythe: I would be irritated if you had forgotten.
[22:11] Above Soap: Well I remember a few other things too.
[22:11] eleventhscythe: Do you, now?
[22:15] Above Soap: Yup. But I dunno if you'd actually be interested in it. :[
[22:16] eleventhscythe: As long as it has nothing to do with a certain store, I might be.
[22:16] Above Soap: Well it was interesting until we went in the backroom~! :[
[22:17] eleventhscythe: Which was your fault, I might add.
[22:18] Above Soap: Hey! I didn't make those! D;
[22:18] eleventhscythe: But you led us back there.
[22:19] Above Soap: You let me! >/
[22:19] eleventhscythe: You dragged me.
[22:20] Above Soap: You didn't drag back!
[22:21] eleventhscythe: I assumed you would know your way around a porn store.
[22:22] Above Soap: That wasn't a porn store! It was a gate to Hell!
[22:22] Above Soap: Or Larxene made it!
[22:22] eleventhscythe: Right.
[22:25] eleventhscythe: I'm still curious as to what else you remember.
[22:27] Above Soap: Well, gimme a minute to get those images out of my head and then I'll tell~
[22:27] Above Soap: Alright then, I think I got them out
[22:28] eleventhscythe: That didn't take very long.
[22:28] Above Soap: Well I do what I'm best at. :3
[22:29] eleventhscythe: Of course.
[22:33] Above Soap: Anyway, I dunno if YOU remember. But I remember when we were tangoin' so all those people could get us money. :]
[22:33] Above Soap: I think those were one of the few times I didn't sneeze. X3
[22:33] eleventhscythe: I remember.
[22:33] eleventhscythe: And it's a good thing you didn't, or you would have ruined the entire thing.
[22:34] Above Soap: Well I do what I'm best at. :[
[22:34] Above Soap: Fortunately that wasn't my time to shine in that department
[22:35] eleventhscythe: Luckily.
[22:40] Above Soap: Annnd, what else...
[22:40] Above Soap: What was your favorite drink before Hot Lesbian Sex? 8B
[22:41] eleventhscythe: I never had a favorite drink.
[22:43] Above Soap: That sounds painful. ;_;
[22:44] eleventhscythe: I can't imagine why.
[22:45] Above Soap: Did you even drink before this?
[22:45] eleventhscythe: Not that I recall.
[22:45] Above Soap: AHA. I found the source of the problem
[22:46] eleventhscythe: Problem?
[22:48] Above Soap: No wonder you were a bitch before! :[ You never drunk that stick outta your ass!
[22:48] eleventhscythe: I would punch you if I knew where you were.
[22:52] Above Soap: I cant even joke around? D;
[22:52] eleventhscythe: You could if the jokes were actually humorous.
[22:53] Above Soap: It was funny for me. :[
[22:54] eleventhscythe: And punching you in the face will be funny for me.
[22:55] Above Soap: Then what will I use to serenade to you? D;
[22:56] eleventhscythe: Use your imagination.
[22:58] Above Soap: Kay, I imagined something.
[22:58] Above Soap: But it's not as pretty that way. :[
[22:59] eleventhscythe: And what did you think of?
[23:00] Above Soap: ... Hee. 8B
[23:00] eleventhscythe: ...maybe it's better a secret.
[23:01] Above Soap: Yeah. :[ And dont you like my singing?
[23:02] Above Soap: Translating French is hard shit yanno. D;
[23:02] eleventhscythe: I'm sure it is.
[23:02] eleventhscythe: You did a nice job of it.
[23:05] eleventhscythe: Unfortunately, I have business to finish. I'm sure I'll find you somehow later.
[23:05] Above Soap: I'LL BE WAITING. >/
[23:05] Above Soap: ...
[23:05] Above Soap: Love ya. 8B
[23:06] eleventhscythe: Aheh. Likewise, cupcake.